Homonym jokes are short.

A new teacher named Bian came to the school. Due to the shortage of housing, she was arranged to live in a bungalow temporarily. One noon, in order to show concern for new colleagues, the leader came to visit. It's a pity that some new teacher was washing his hair and just went outside to pour water. The leader dodged and asked, "Is it Bian Xiao?" The new teacher quickly replied, "It's not urine, it's shampoo."

Second, the crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach is very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "no, I am a crab!" "

Third, in the driving school theory class today, the teacher said, "Those who cause serious traffic accidents to escape are forbidden to drive for life."

A girl in the back raised her hand and said, "Then I will never get married?"

My girlfriend's name is Zhu Jing. I took my girlfriend back to my hometown in the countryside for the first time. As soon as I came in, I said, Mom, Zhu Jing is here.

Mother listened and said: The pig came in and just drove it out!

When grandpa was dying, he called his young and ignorant grandson to the bed and said with his last breath, "Son, it's good to be an official in this world!" The little grandson is an obedient child, and he firmly remembers grandpa's words before his death. Many years later, he finally became the best coffin manufacturer in the village.

6. A woman came to a man's house to play. The woman teased the man and said, if you have a piece of land, I will marry you. Then the doorbell rang, and the courier brother said, sir, there is a courier for you!