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Who was the Eastern Jin Emperor strangled by drunken jokes in history?

Unfortunately, there were always successful emperors in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, but they didn't live long. Originally, God was very generous to the Eastern Jin Dynasty and gave Sima Yao to the Eastern Jin Dynasty. That Sima Yao once defeated the invading Qin Dynasty in Feishui, and managed to recover a lot of lost land at that time, sealing the heroes who won the war. People should always be proud, unless they are saints and fools. Sima Yao is no exception. He is not a saint, much less a fool. Now that the strong enemy has been eliminated, there are no internal and external troubles. I couldn't help feeling proud, so I began to take advantage of beautiful women.

Sima Yao's first wife, Queen Wang, was the daughter of the satrap Wang Yun, who was three years older than the emperor. When discussing the Queen at that time, everyone thought that the daughter of a noble family must be gentle, virtuous and knowledgeable, but when she got married, she found out that she was wrong. The queen was overbearing, addicted to alcohol and drowned her sorrows, which made Sima Yao's harem restless. Therefore, Sima Yao had to ask his father-in-law Wang Yun for help and tell his own story. Wang Yun was frightened and felt very sad. He took off his hat and apologized to his son-in-law. Since then, Wang Fahui has exercised a little restraint. Five years later, the 2 1 year-old Queen Wang died of illness. Since then, Sima Yao of 18 has started a free life.

Without the control of the queen, Sima Yao was completely liberated. She likes a beautiful woman named Chen. Later, the woman gave birth to two sons, one named Sima Dezong and the other named Sima Wende. These two sons later became famous, both of whom were emperors of the Eastern Jin Dynasty. Of course, the Eastern Jin Dynasty soon came to the end of its life. Unfortunately, a beautiful woman's life is short. Chen Guifei died of illness soon. At this point, Sima Yao was very sad. However, you are the king of a country, there are many women, and you are particularly beautiful. Soon, another girl named Zhang came into his sight. Girls are good at dancing and have long sleeves, and their nature is perverse. Because there was no queen in the harem, I was very optimistic about this woman named Zhang, and later named her the imperial concubine.

Life without things is always dull and fast. In a blink of an eye, more than ten years have passed. At this time, Zhang Guifei was spoiled and arrogant. Of course, the age is almost thirty. One day in September, 200 1 year, Sima Yao and Zhang Guiren were drinking in the Summer Palace of the Forbidden City. Sima Yao, who was already seven minutes drunk, asked Zhang Guiren to accompany him for a drink. Zhang Guiren drank enough and tried his best to decline politely. Sima Yao started a drunken frenzy with a sullen face: "You were made an aristocrat because of your beauty. Now you are nearly 30 years old, your beauty is not as good as before, and you have no children. You have occupied a noble position for nothing. Tomorrow, I will abolish you and choose a new person. " Speaking of which, he vomited again and sprayed Zhang Guiren all over his head. Then, Sima Yao got drunk and fell asleep.

For Zhang Guiren, Sima Yao's drunken remarks were a bolt from the blue. Zhang Guiren has never been so reprimanded and humiliated since he was favored; She was jealous, too. As the saying goes, "drunken cats tell the truth." Besides, Sima Yao is lewd. Naturally, she would rather believe what the emperor said than believe it. I was killed when I thought that I would be put in limbo or even executed after years of careful service. So she called a confidant maid-in-waiting, took advantage of Sima Yao's sleeping time, moved several big quilts, divided by three times five, and suffocated Sima Yi who was still sleeping. Historical data does not say that Sima Yao was killed by your maid-in-waiting with a quilt. "Killed by Zhang Guiren." In A.D., "Zhang Guiren was in favor, and time wasted. The emperor said,' Time wasted'." The nobles were very angry. In the evening, the emperor got drunk and then died suddenly. "After the death of Sima Yao, Liang Wudi also died.

Jianghu smiled. The emperor is the honor of the Ninth Five-Year Plan. He once preached the divine right of monarchy, especially the heroes of Sima Yao generation. There were no enemies on the battlefield in the early years, but later I made a joke because I drank too much and lost my life in vain. Later, his successor, Sima Dezong, was a born idiot. Since then, the weak Eastern Jin Dynasty has been in a state of turmoil.