Please help me translate the joke of "renaming" into English. Thank you!

If you are unlucky, even your name is related to yourself. Wang Jianhua said that a few months ago, he met a girl. In their conversation, their feelings soared like a rocket. In an instant, it was a sacred moment to get a marriage certificate. At this moment, the girl suddenly handed something over to the police station, and Wang Jianhua changed her name.

Wang Jianhua narrowed his eyes and stared at the silly girl, incredulously. The girl said flatly, "I changed my name for nothing else, just because my ex-boyfriend has the same name as yours. I listen to him. If you don't change it, the card will not be accepted."

Wang Jianhua gave a hand, the girl, has obediently to the police station, renamed "Wang Tiancheng". It is logical to go to the civil affairs bureau now, but I don't know that the girl's ex-boyfriend suddenly jumped back for dinner, and the girl doesn't know what she is up to. The two men are in their early days, and the momentum is not diminished.

This is not small for Wang Tiansheng. In the past few months, he hasn't thought about it, but he can't be a bachelor all his life. Three months later, Wang Tiansheng was refreshed and started dating again. In an instant, his girlfriend was found, and it was the sacred moment to get a marriage certificate. These days, Wang Tiancheng was not practical. Before his girlfriend could speak, he dared to say, "Dear, do you want my name?"

His girlfriend paused, then smiled and said, "Good, good."

Wang Tiancheng breathed a long sigh of relief, as if speaking automatically: "Oh, great, my name doesn't need to be changed."

The girlfriend was puzzled and asked, "What do you mean?"

When Wang Tiancheng saw a slip of the tongue, he had to tell the story of the last name change in detail. Unexpectedly, his girlfriend said, "I can't change it with you this time."

Wang Tiancheng froze, still hesitating, and said, "You, your ex-boyfriend is also called Wang Tiancheng?"

Girlfriend grinned and said, "He is not Wang Tiancheng. In fact, there is one thing I have never dared to tell you. I also brought a two-year-old boy. You have the same name as him."

If a person is unlucky and can't even remember his own name, say Wang Jianhua. A few months ago, he met a girl and they got along well. Their feelings soared like rockets, and in a blink of an eye it was the sacred moment to get a marriage certificate. At this time, the girl suddenly put forward one thing, asking Wang Jianhua to go to the police station to change her name.

Wang Jianhua narrowed his eyes and stared at the girl, wondering if he had heard wrong. The girl is very dull and says, "Renaming is nothing but because my ex-boyfriend has the same name as you. This name sounds awkward. Don't take this card if you don't change it. "

Wang Jianhua couldn't beat the girl, so she went to the police station and changed her name to "Wang Tiancheng". It was supposed to go to the civil affairs bureau, but the girl's ex-boyfriend suddenly came back, and the girl didn't know what ecstasy soup she had, so they actually made up again.

This is a great blow to Wang Tiancheng. He hasn't even thought about dating for months, but he can't be single all his life. Three months later, Wang Tiancheng cheered up and started dating again. In a blink of an eye, I found my girlfriend again, and it was the sacred moment to get a marriage certificate. These days, Wang Tiancheng has been uneasy. Before his girlfriend said anything, he tried to say, "Honey, what do you think of my name?"

My girlfriend paused and immediately smiled and said, "Very good, very good."

Wang Tiancheng heaved a long sigh of relief, as if to himself: "Well, it's all right this time. Finally, there is no need to change the name. "

The girlfriend was puzzled and asked, "How do you say this?"

Wang Tian's preconceived ideas slipped out of his mouth, so he had to tell the story of his last name change in detail. Unexpectedly, his girlfriend said, "It's up to you this time, do it or not."

Wang Tiancheng suddenly froze and stammered, "Are you and your ex-boyfriend also called Wang Tiancheng?"

The girlfriend giggled and said, "His name is not Wang Tiancheng. Actually, there's one thing I haven't dared to tell you. I have a two-year-old boy with me. You have the same name as him. "