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About mathematics, don't say chemists and physicists. I write cross talk, just some in school.

When the Chinese teacher turned around, Lu Xun was willing to be a scalper who was willing to admit defeat; The math teacher can ask for six yuan six times when he looks back; The English teacher turned around and ran around the world with a mouthful of foreign languages; The physics teacher turned to pry the earth with a lever; When the chemistry teacher turned around, carbon dioxide turned into gasoline; As soon as the PE teacher turned around, Daiyu could also play football. As soon as the political teacher turned around, the whole class sleepwalked; As soon as the art teacher turned around, Mona Lisa became romantic.

The Chinese teacher looked back and saw that there was nothing but the Yellow Crane Tower. The math teacher looked back and saw the symmetry axis of quadratic function. When the English teacher turned around, I was sorry to add three grams of oil. ? As soon as the chemistry teacher turned around, carbon dioxide turned into gasoline. As soon as the physics teacher turned around, he levered up the earth. As soon as the biology teacher turned around, the IVF swam in the water. As soon as the PE teacher turned around, Jordan switched to playing table tennis. When all the teachers turn around, the people of the world will not be free! 1. People who are not good at math love to laugh, because there is no trouble without math. 2. People who are not good at math are naive, romantic and emotional. People who are not good at math are humorous, full of fun, full of emotion and imagination. 4. People who are not good at math are straightforward, practical and won't beat around the bush. 5. People who are not good at math: girls are more beautiful and boys are more handsome.

1, people who are not good at math love to laugh, because there is no trouble without math. 2. People who are not good at math are naive, romantic and emotional. People who are not good at math are humorous, full of fun, rich in feelings and imagination. 4. People who are not good at math are straightforward, practical and won't beat around the bush. People who are not good at math are more beautiful/handsome. . . English is not qualified? Normal! You are from China, so you should not be qualified! Math is not qualified? Normal! Do you need to use function calculation to buy food? Political disqualification? Normal! When will it be your turn to be the president of China's billion people? Is the language unqualified? Normal! Will you swear with sweet words? Physical disqualification? Normal! Air resistance should be considered when jumping off a building? Biological disqualification? Normal! Are you confused about whether you are a man or a woman? -Make-up exams, don't worry! !