The complete works of jokes about buying food online.

Get up in the morning, lift the quilt of "black heart cotton", brush your teeth with cancer-causing toothpaste, drink a cup of melamine Sanlu milk, eat a washing powder fritter fried with diesel oil, add a Sudan red salted egg, fry a plate of birth control pills with gutter oil at noon, add a plate of Jinhua ham sprayed with dichlorvos, drink two cups of methanol white wine, drink two bottles of formaldehyde beer to rinse your mouth, and eat a malachite green treasure fish ... This day is really cool. ...

A happy day for the people of China.

Get up in the morning, open the quilt made of black heart cotton, brush your teeth with carcinogenic toothpaste, drink a cup of milk with excessive iodine and melamine, eat a bite of washing powder fried with diesel oil, plus a Sudan red salted egg, buy a ticket from the conductor and go to work in the underground cigarette factory on time.

At 9: 30, I secretly looked at the stock with a fake mobile phone from 6 124.04 to 1240.46. At noon, I ordered a plate of yellow rice fried with waste oil and fed with birth control pills, added a plate of cabbage sprayed with dichlorvos, and filled two bowls of poisoned rice cooked with old grain.

In the evening, steam a plate of bacon made of dead pork raised with sick lean meat, dip it in some poisonous soy sauce blended with hair, put two pieces of stinky tofu soaked in excrement, cold jellyfish soaked in formalin, grab two big steamed buns with white flakes, and drink two cups of white wine rich in methanol.

Alas ..... this day is really so cool! ! ! This is a happy day for China people.