Don't think this is just a joke. In fact, these words are very philosophical.

Inscription: My collection of works "A few words with great philosophy of life" was published on 17, and this time it was published on 18; Starting from today, the title has been slightly changed. "Don't think this is just a joke, in fact, these words are very philosophical." Everyone is welcome to criticize and correct me. Thank you!

Some words seem to be proverbs and jokes, but they are also true; Many truths have also expressed the voices of many people and the reality; Sometimes, jokes make you laugh, but at the same time, they also make people laugh into silence and even cry. Have the following proverbs and jokes poked your nerves and your tears?

1, most people interpret happiness as "having": having a car and a house, having money and power; In fact, happiness should be a kind of "nothing": carefree, disease-free and disaster-free.

When people reach a certain age, they must know how to turn their mood and temper into a silent mode, and then take care of themselves quietly and live a good day.

3. The Status of Parents in China

1-3 grade parents are the most arrogant and irritable because they know all the problems;

Parents in grades 4-6 become relatively low-key and basically don't scold, because most of the questions can't be done;

In junior high school, I became calm and often communicated with my children because they couldn't solve all the problems.

In high school, you should be despised. I can only cook, make soup and do some logistics.

4. On August 5th, 2020, National Day is the 1 1 th holiday. Therefore, this day is not called "National Day" or "Mid-Autumn Festival", but "China Festival!"

I used to call for a few cents a minute, but now I can call for 1000 minutes for free, but I can't find anyone to talk to. Are we old or has society changed?

6. "Now experts are becoming more and more unreliable."

Oil prices have fallen slightly twice this year. Experts say that oil prices should not fall too low, which will waste resources, which is not conducive to energy conservation and emission reduction, and will also hinder the development of new energy industries.

Let's take a look at what experts said some time ago: low housing prices are not conducive to the struggle of young people. Alas, I really want to respond: the income of experts should not be too high. High, he won't realize our riff-raff, and it won't be grounded if he speaks it.

Netizen a said, are they all experts in cross talk now?

Netizen b said that what the experts said was not as reliable as the fortune teller on the stall.

Netizen c said that the ass decides the head.

What the expert said represents the interests of some groups, but in fact he doesn't believe what he said.

Netizens also ridiculed that according to experts' reasoning, the price of meat should not be too low, which is not conducive to weight loss; The body cannot be too healthy, which is not conducive to the sale of drugs; Life expectancy should not be too long, which is not conducive to the development of funeral industry.

hahaha ...

7. No matter how others treat you, you should cherish yourself and live up to the pride in your heart! Stay alone in your own world and let nature take its course in others' world.

8.# To our lost youth # The wine glass is too shallow to respect the future, and the cigarette is too short to burn the joys and sorrows of the world; It's not that teenagers can't keep old feelings, but that years make people panic.

9. "What do you think a man should do to get a wife?"

1960 you can get a wife if you have food;

1970, you can get a wife if you have meat to eat;

1980 You can marry a wife by cycling;

1990 You can get a wife if you have a color TV refrigerator;

In 2000, you can marry a wife if you have a house;

20 10 You have to have a car and a house to get a wife;

Marry a wife when you are sick in 2020, you know?