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Write classic jokes about horses

Write classic jokes about horses

Once upon a time, there was a horse! It ran into the sea.

So, it became a hippocampus!

Another friend of this horse fell into the river in order to find the horse that fell into the sea. Later, he became a hippo.

The third horse is white. In order to find two missing friends, it came to a city with chaotic traffic.

It was run over by several cars in a row, leaving several black stripes on its body.

Turns out to be a zebra!

One day, the fourth horse went to a factory to find the companions of the first three horses and was transformed into an iron horse.

But later, those horses were also doomed to be eaten. They were all made into shamas, and all the horses were spared, becoming a world without horses.

Then, a group of people saw the joke and couldn't help saying: the horse is really cold.

Finally, in order to commemorate this joke, someone compiled it into a class, which we call Marseille class!

There is also an enhanced version of this cold joke:

Once upon a time, there was a horse! It ran into the sea.

So, it became a hippocampus!

Another friend of this horse fell into the river in order to find the horse that fell into the sea. Later, he became a hippo.

The third horse is white. In order to find two missing friends, it came to a city with chaotic traffic. It was run over by several cars in a row, leaving several black stripes on its body. As a result ... it became a zebra! The fourth horse in order to find the first three horses

One day, it came to a factory and was transformed into an iron horse.

The fifth horse came out to find the four companions in front and accidentally ran into the gym. As a result, it can be imagined that it was made into a pommel horse, and a group of wretched men posed on it.

The sixth horse went the wrong way, went to a distant city, dragged on all day, and was dying. Later, the city was named Manila. This happened to be seen by a neighboring country, exclaiming Marathi! .

After returning home, the big-mouthed man said everywhere: Marathi, which tourists thought was the name of this country, was later passed down and became Malaysia.

The seventh horse boasted that he was the best runner and searched and searched in the Balkans. The result is the worst. Caught by a group of barbarians and stewed. Later, this place was called stew.

Not long after the eighth horse went out, it was rode away by a fool. After the fool gets on, he doesn't get off until the horse is exhausted. People made fun of him as a fool riding a horse, and later generations passed it on, calling the fool's favorite dessert Shaqima.

The ninth horse learned his lesson, first went to a famous mountain to learn martial arts and then went to find a companion. As a result, he really learned more than a dozen kungfu, and the true qi of various sects ran around in the body, becoming a disorderly horse, and finally his meridians broke and he died.

The tenth horse was timid and directly scared. He hid in a math textbook halfway and became a suitable horse.

Eleven horses have extraordinary temperament. With a long whistle, it embarked on a tragic journey to find a companion. It traveled thousands of miles every day and 800 miles at night, looking for it ... The companion was not found, but it met an old man named Bole. When he saw the horse, his eyes sparkled and his hand was on it.

I have been touching my body and mumbling: BMW, BMW! Since then, there has been a BMW in the world.

Has thoroughbred been molested like this? He shouted to Bole in horror: Don't touch me! ~, and then scared to death. So BMW has another nickname: Don't touch me (BMW).

The twelfth horse knew that this was not the way to go on, so he made a wish to heaven: I want to be a horse sheltered by elves, and then turn into a smoke, which really became a stable.

At this point, all the horses that went out were dead. In Yunnan, the hometown of these horses, there was a prophet who predicted this. He said: the horse will die. People were so impressed with this that they respectfully called the prophet a horse to die. Because in Yunnan dialect, it means reading Yin Ke and spreading it outside.

Land has become Marx!

Later, the prophet went to Europe to study abroad, wrote many famous works that influenced the world, and predicted greater events.

After seeing this joke, a group of people in xxhh couldn't help saying: The horse is really cold.

Finally, in order to commemorate this joke, someone compiled it into a class, which we call Marseille class!

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