My girlfriend has no hobbies. I want to make her happy every time I chat with her. Are there any funny jokes or sentences?

Standard answers to several questions that women often ask (online, really classic and sweaty) (classification: teasing)

Question 1: Do you love me?

Wrong answer A: "Love."

Wrong answer B: "Do you still need to ask?"

Wrong answer C: "Are you bored?

Standard answer: Look at each other affectionately for three seconds, then solemnly nod, and at the same time make a sound of "hmm", and then hug her in your arms. ......

Analysis: A will make her feel that you are too serious and just teasing her; Answering B will make her feel that your love for her is not firm enough, and she will ask endless questions and let you give her a clear answer, which is enough for you. Answer c must be followed by a big fight or a cold war. In fact, women know very well whether men love her or not. Her question is purely coquetry and flirting. You hug her and kiss her more than you answer anything.

Question 2: Do you think my dress looks good?

Wrong answer A: "It looks good."

Wrong answer B: "Not bad."

Wrong answer C: "It looks good. My wife looks good in everything. "

Standard answer: Come on, let me look around ... "After she turned the corner shyly, she pulled her over, held her hand, smiled at him and said," It's beautiful.

Analysis: A will make her feel that you can handle her; Answer B will make her feel insecure. You should have a good impression on what she wears in her heart. But if it looks good, like answer C, she will think that your statement is insincere. So, if you want to show the seriousness of her problem, you must look at it carefully.

Question 3: After introducing her best friend to you, she came home and asked, "What do you think of my friend?"

Wrong answer A: "Very beautiful."

Wrong answer B: "Not so good, far worse than you."

Wrong answer C: "I didn't pay much attention to her."

Standard answer: I think she is sincere to you and should cherish such friends.

Analysis: Answer A is purely casual, and a woman will never allow you to speak well of other women in front of her (except her mother, of course). ); Answer b sounds too fake; Answer C: You must think this is a wonderful answer. She won't believe it at all. She will imagine why you don't want to judge her friends. So, avoid the question, turn around and answer, let her feel that you are thinking of her, and she will feel concerned.

Question 4: Do you think I am fat?

Wrong answer A: "Not fat."

Wrong answer B: "It seems to be getting fat."

Wrong answer C: "Yo, are you too tired recently?" Why are you all so thin? "

Standard answer: come and let me hug you, and then you can say: I like you like this, a little fleshy.

Analysis: Answer A is too simple. She is not satisfied with it. Answer b is pure scolding. Why do girls like to hear others say they are fat? Even if you repeatedly emphasize that you like fat people, she will still be unhappy; Answer C sounds so hypocritical, and women nowadays are so gullible. In fact, in a woman's heart, I still hope that men don't care about her fatness. Although they say that they are trying to lose weight for you, they actually want to become more beautiful and wear more beautiful clothes. So you just use body language to show that you like her with a little meat.

Question 5: Which do you like better than your ex-girlfriend?

Wrong answer A: "Nonsense, of course it's you, otherwise how could I be with you."

Wrong answer B: "Well, how can I put it? If I tell the truth, it will be different. "

Wrong answer C: "She lags far behind you."

Standard answer: Bite her hard or kiss her or pinch her little face. When she complains, you say, "Next time you ask such a boring question, you will be punished like this."

Analysis: Answer A is too blunt and direct. Then she will ask, "Do you have to kick me when you meet someone better than me?" Answer B, you are just waiting to break up. So real. Answer C sounds good, but you are slapping yourself. If you say that your ex-girlfriend is bad, it will make women proud and lower your own value. In fact, in a woman's heart, she especially hopes that your ex-girlfriend is a particularly excellent woman, but you don't want to be with her, so that a woman will have a sense of accomplishment. But you can't just say how good your ex-girlfriend is, so just avoid the question in the way she likes (we don't know if she likes you to pinch her face or bite her).

Question 6: If your mother and I fell into the water at the same time, which one would you save?

Wrong answer A: "Are you bored?"

Wrong answer B: "Save together."

Wrong answer C: "Baby, don't be hard on me. Moreover, it will not happen. "

Standard answer: Oh, I didn't tell you. My mother is a good swimmer.

Analysis: Although asking this question is really boring, you can't cause endless quarrels like answer A; Answer B and she will be unwilling to ask, don't you want to be quiet? Answer C sounds good, but it's still far-fetched. It's best to be humorous once. Don't let her worry all the time and have nothing to do.

Question 7: If I am old and ugly, will you still love me?

Wrong answer A: "No way, you will look good when you are old."

Wrong answer B: "Women of different ages have different charms ..."

Wrong answer C: "Nothing. I am not much better when you are old. None of us should abandon anyone. "

Standard answer: I wish you were ugly and old. It's reassuring to stay at home like this.

Analysis: she is also willing to listen to A, but she knows in her heart that this is absolutely impossible; Answer B, just stopped, Tang Yan came; Answer c doesn't mean that she will look good when she is old. How can she accept it? Therefore, the smartest answer is to reassure her and let her know that you care about her and are afraid of losing her.

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