Seek the sketch script of "Love Laughing Living Room"

Code names: San Ge 1, Yi Ming 2, Ran Ran 3, Xu Xu 4, Rui Rui 5~ Crosstalk, Sketch, Magic, Acrobatics ~ ~ ~

3, (Meditation:) Sketch ~

1, put down all the bowls ~

1, 50 yuan was hidden under the insole on my left yesterday, which one of you took it ~

3, (pie mouth)

2, dad, I took it ~

1: Correct answer ~ Good boy, honest dad will reward you with 50 yuan ~

But, alas ~

3. Go out to play, go out to play

1: I can't take it anymore, even if I take it again, I will steal it ~

You ~

What is this? This is ~

(Continue Qu Yuan's miscellaneous altar ~ ~ ~)

1: Put the bowl down first ~

Yesterday, I hid 50 yuan in the insole of the bottom three layers of my right shoe. Who took it ~

3: Dad, I took it.

1: You took it?

3: Hmm ~

pia mater ..........

3: Why did you hit me? If he takes 50 yuan, you don't say anything, but if I take it, you hit me ~

1: I have the face to say. Add you and you'll get 100 ~

1: You two just need a mother to take care of you ~

Last time I held a parent-teacher meeting, I thought Xiaoming's mother was good ~

2: Dad, what a pity! Dad, Xiaoming's parents are divorced ~

1: When did this happen?

2.3: Dad, Dad, what are you going to do?

1: When did this happen? This is ~

Oh dear ~ ~ ~

2.3: Go out to play, go out to play ~

1: Stop, what are you two doing ~

Do you want to go out and play for a while ~

2: No, we are going out to play ~

1, go, go, I thought you went out to play ~

When did this happen?

1: Put the bowl down first ~

Well, Xiaoming's mother brought Xiaoming to our house for dinner as a gesture ~

2: Eat quickly ~

Dad, let me tell you something. Everybody put down the bowl ~

1: Sit down, eat without talking, sleep without talking ~

3: Then stop talking. I said, Dad, there is a underpants in your underpants, and there is a pocket in your underpants. There was 200 yuan in his pocket and he took it.

pia、pia、pia、pia、pia、pia、pia

3: What are you doing ~ He took 200 yuan ~

1: Don't wash your dirty linen in public ~

1: And, uh, underwear. Those underwear are called underwear ~

Xiaoming's mother, what brand are you wearing?

2.3: Dad, what are you talking about? What are you talking about?

1: What did you say ~

2: Dad, you can't say that ~

3: You can't say that ~

pia、pia、pia、pia、pia、pia、pia

1: He said it once ~

1: Look, Xiao Ming's mother, how did Xiao Ming educate you so well ~

5. The most important thing in educating children is patience ~

1: Patience ~ Just be patient ~

2: My dad is impatient ~

3: Nothing, nothing ~

pia、pia、pia、pia、pia、pia、pia

1: I wish I could hit you ~

5: The child can't fight ~

1: no calling, no calling ~

Boss, come on, dad, have a drink with you ~

2: Dad, I don't drink ~

1: drink ~

2: I won't drink ~

1: drink ~ come ~

1: Second child ~ Dad will have a drink with you ~

3: Dad, I don't drink ~

pia、pia、pia、pia、pia、pia、pia

1: ok ~

5: eat quickly ~

1: Well, I have an announcement ~ I'd better not say it ~

2: Dad, just say it ~

3: Yes, say anything ~

pia、pia、pia、pia、pia、pia、pia

3: What are you doing ~

1: I stand up ~

Not in the mood, stop talking ~

Xiao Ming's mother, look, this sheep is also driven, and two sheep are also released. These three sheep are in Thailand ~

3: Dad, I am a dog ~

pia、pia、pia、pia、pia、pia、pia

3: I am a sheep, I am a sheep ~

1: Meet Xiaoming's mother ~ Are you interested? Take good care of these three children and teach me patience ~

Ha ha ha, it's done, ha ha ha ~

2: Dad, let me tell you something ~

Well, our mother.

I'm back from America ~ I'm back ~ I called to remarry you ~

3: Yes, I want to remarry with you ~

5: Xiao Ming, are you full?

4: I'm full ~

5: Go home ~ Let's go ~

2: Dad, don't be angry ~

Dad, we did it on purpose ~

Mom and dad didn't come back ~

Dad, when we grow up, we will certainly honor you ~

Dad, do you still have 50 yuan?

1: None ~