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2, suddenly remind of my mother, gentle and careful, have never seen her angry with the card.
3, it is difficult to be a man, it is difficult to be a good person, and it is even harder to be a good person who is not a man or a woman.
When I was very young, my parents taught me to make love.
If you see something that is dangerous to human beings, do you still think it is something?
The most touching thing is that a policewoman breast-fed the people in the disaster area one by one, and her children ate cream.
7. In order to celebrate Children's Day, didn't a plastic ban be issued on this day?
8. On the earth, whatever it is, it is our relatives.
When the disabled can't get up, we should give him a push.
10, the laudatory name of "the beauty of thousands of lakes" in Hubei, can be said to have disappeared in recent years, because people discharge all kinds of water into it at will.
1 1, when all the gods stopped opening their eyes, those retribution came quietly.
12. Not long ago, a major earthquake occurred in Sichuan-an earthquake of magnitude 512!
13, the shoelaces are loose, so I will bow my head and smile and fasten my belt.
14. Although I am only 0.5 years younger than her, I am my brother and she is my sister.
15, people are not ignorant of right and wrong, because people are a wonderful thing.
16. Life has given us a pair of ordinary hands, and we will make it great.
17, after the Wenchuan earthquake, the people of the whole country began to be connected by flesh and blood!
18, Buddha said, "Modesty makes the dead progress, while pride makes the dead fall behind."
19, raising your hand may be a miracle; A shot can be a miracle.
20. Far away, let's just say that in recent years, there has been a long March of the Red Army and resistance to Japan and the United States. These are the results of our soldiers, brothers and sisters fighting bloody battles.
2 1, don't be too arrogant when you are praised by others.
22. The main ways people use to express their feelings are hands and feet. Let's be kind to life and don't forget our hands.
23. Friends, please stretch out your hands and feet to help them!
24. "When you talk and laugh, people disappear between gestures." Don't ask me who said this, as long as you can remember, my friend.
I like watching Uncle Rice's waves, and Yuan Longping is the most romantic.
26. On the bus, a child was holding a woman.
27. Qu Yuan, do you know how future generations praised your masterpiece? -"The Historian's Farewell Li Sao has no rhyme".
28. It's not difficult to raise your hand. The hard part is to raise your hand!
I want to ask, in today's world, who is not a good-looking person walking on the street?
30. Friend, as a stray wild dog, don't you want someone else's?
3 1. The story of the boy in the crack and the boy who lost his sperm happened in the ruins.
32. Gestures are not your business, but the business of one person and one person.
33. Many small things condense together and become hard steel.
34. What can make you happy and others happy? There is only one answer, and that is to raise your hand.
35. In the park, butterflies are hovering lightly and flowers are whispering. Will you intervene for this third party?
36. When you walk through the underground passage, someone asks for money on it. What should you do?
37. Our relationship with nature is that between parasites and parasites.
38. The person who knows how to close the door behind his back is the person that all company bosses want.
Friend, are you full of gestures today, mom?
40. Sow a character and reap a habit; Plant a habit and reap a kind of ginseng.
4 1, help others, help if you can, and don't help indiscriminately; My uncle will suffer if you help me.
42. The scenery along the road is beautiful, but we can't stop. Now that you have passed the college entrance examination, you must move forward.
43. To be successful, you must become an adult first. Although we are mature physically, we are still very tender psychologically. So, we are not adults yet.
44. When you raise your hand and surrender, it's really two major events in life.
45. It is my famous saying that heroes are born in troubled times and heroes are born in earthquakes.
46, the Jews said: "When the father gave his son something, the son smiled; When the son sent something to his father, his father cried. " Why? I won't tell you-you won't miss dad yourself, will you?
47. Su Shi plays Lu Zhi and says, "I think you look like cow shit." Lu Zhi said, "I think you look like a Tathagata." Su Shi was puzzled and went home to ask his wife Su Xiaomei. His wife, Su Xiaomei, said: "If the heart is like a Tathagata, people will naturally feel like a Tathagata; My heart is like cow dung, and I look at people naturally. "
48. Tagore said, "The axe asked the tree for its handle, and the tree gave him bread." Even if you are injured, smile at the team.
49. Don't be shy, my friend. If it belongs to a man, take out the man's things. If it's a woman's, take out her things!
50. If he likes you, he will seduce you; I don't like you, and you are definitely not my first thought. What happened to my son? Maybe you are the first person to think of it.
5 1, Meng Xiangbin jumped down and traded his life for suicide. This is a gesture of raising your hand!
Between gestures, please let me end with a gesture.
53. Put your hands above and throw your feet below.
Raise your hand is noble, but it is also low. Let's raise our hands more.
55. Have you raised your hand enough today? .
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