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The amazing inside story of n events in the history of the article. It's about Fahrenheit! ! 1, God said to Adam and Eve, "You can listen to all the songs on the CD shelf over there, but don't listen to those of Fahrenheit, or you will die." One day, driven by curiosity, Eve picked up a debut album and listened to it. It doesn't matter. She instantly understood love, life and eternity, and wisdom was opened. Later, he and Adam listened together, and they were completely intoxicated. So they disobeyed God's command and were driven out of the Garden of Eden. 2. Prince Paris of Troy visited Greece. He saw a gorgeous hardcover debut album on the bookshelf in the bedroom of the King of Greece. I didn't know what it was, so I tried to listen. After listening to it, I felt that if I could have it, I would die without regret, so I stole it back to Troy quietly. When the Greek king heard that the national treasure had been abducted by Paris, he flew into a rage and led an army to attack Troy. After playing for n years, Odysseus had an idea. The Greeks pretended to retreat, but left four huge dolls in front of the city gate. The Trojans were very happy when they saw it, so they transported the real doll to the city. At night, the Greek soldiers hiding in the real dolls opened the city gate, let the big troops in, broke through Troy and got back a famous album! Later, it was found that the cover was damaged, and Troy was set on fire in a rage. 3, the female monster Sphinx always likes to give passers-by problems, if they can't answer, they will eat people. In fact, her question is one sentence: "Who is the most handsome in this world?" But no one can give her a satisfactory answer. One day, Oedipus passed by and she asked, "Who is the most handsome in this world?" I saw Oedipus smiling, suddenly pulled out a huge poster from behind, shook it off, and four boys made a stunning appearance, which read "Fahrenheit". He said: "Everyone knows that these four people are the most handsome." The Sphinx saw it, believed it, and committed suicide by jumping off a cliff. 4. The Ptolemy 13 dynasty was stormy, and the Roman army wanted to seize it. When Caesar led his army to Alexandria, someone presented a huge carpet, and Cleopatra floated out, which surprised everyone. Caesar said, "Come on, I'm not interested in beautiful women." Cleopatra crept up to Caesar, took out a DVD and said softly, "How about this?" Caesar looked at it. Boy, isn't this the concert in Fahrenheit that he has been looking for for for many years? Or bring a signature! The beauty lowered her voice again and said, "After the job is done, I will give you the mobile phone number of the Fahrenheit member who has been trying to spy." Caesar was suddenly elated and said with a big smile, "It's all right, it's all right ..." 5. Columbus was depressed because Fahrenheit was going to hold a concert in the east, but all the tickets to the east were booked by Diaz, da Gama and others, and none of them were left. Columbus thought, well, the earth is round anyway. I'm going to the west, maybe I'll get to the east before you. I'll pack all the concert tickets then. Watch what you do! So he set sail by himself and landed a few days later. Columbus was beautiful for several days, and he didn't feel right until he found that there was no Fahrenheit concert in that place. After careful study, he found that this is a new continent. 6. After Genghis Khan unified the desert, he met a cam-seller one day and bought a Yong from me. After hearing this, he immediately arrested the seller and asked him where there was a genuine product. That man is also a black market fan. How do I know where there is a genuine one? I only know that they are sold in the west. Hearing this, Genghis Khan immediately organized an army, braving all the way, determined to turn Fahrenheit's hometown into his own land and keep these wizards with him forever. It is said that they all went to Holland, but they didn't find Fahrenheit. Hey, I'm going the wrong way, so I can't help it ~! 7. One day, Newton found the poster of Fahrenheit hanging in his living room dropped, so he hung it up again. A few days later, I dropped it again. After repeated several times, Newton began to wonder: Why did this poster not fly to the ceiling, but fell to the ground? Is there anything to suck down? Once, as an opportunity, Newton began his research and finally discovered gravity. 8. The captain of Titanic is about to retire. The government rewarded him with a VIP ticket for the Fahrenheit concert. The captain was so happy that he took the ticket with him when he went to sea for the last time for fear of losing it. Who knows, one evening, when he was patrolling the ship, he accidentally dropped his ticket on the deck. That night, two sailors on duty found this ticket. They were so excited that they fought over it and completely forgot their duties. At this time, an iceberg approached quietly ... (Revelation: Fahrenheit's related products are dangerous goods, so special attention should be paid during security inspection. In 9 and 3xxx, human beings decided to look for aliens in the universe again. This time, we still need to burn some audio and send it by satellite. After all mankind voted, it was decided to carve Fahrenheit's N number one singles. As a result, less than a month after the launch of the satellite, aliens came to visit one after another. They all expressed their admiration for the music of the earthlings and were willing to form a permanent partnership with them and be friendly from generation to generation. Since then, the universe has become one. Poetry is drifting away from the stars, the day is coming and the moon is dizzy. Confucian scholars rest their pens and sleep lightly, and handsome men set up accounts in Pingyang. The king is surrounded by an island, and the east is white and red. The city's colored ink has not disappeared at night, and the cold burning fire reflects the spear. Offering beautiful women in arms is auspicious and beautiful. To the heart of the Lord, God smiles. Under the scorching sun, the skin is bright, the eyes are clear, and the linen is light black silk. The black silk scarf flutters in the wind, fascinating and smiling.