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On Xiang Yu and Napoleon

Xiang Yu, also known as "overlord of the place of Chu", was born nearly two thousand years before Napoleon. At that time, the king of Qin had no way, the world was in chaos, and the heroes stood side by side. Only Xiang Yu's soldiers are stronger than Ma Zhuang's, and they are in the same direction. Since the First World War of Deer, the vassals were afraid of Qin Jun's great potential and only dared to "watch", so they lay on the wall of the barracks and watched the scene of bustle. And Xiang Yu cross the rubicon, big break Qin Jun main force. But in the end, he was anticlimactic and was defeated by a rogue Liu Bang.

Compared with Xiang Yu, Napoleon had a thicker skin. The invasion of Russia cost 200,000 yuan, the battle of Leipzig cost100,000 yuan, and the battle of Waterloo cost 60,000 yuan, but I never realized that I was ashamed to meet my parents in Paris. If it weren't for the betrayal of his generals, Napoleon might have fought endlessly until he arrived in France with only one soldier left. After the defeat of Waterloo, Napoleon wanted to find a place to hide, but he made a mistake. He was detained by the British on St. Helena in the South Atlantic for six years until his death. Of course, after Napoleon's situation on the island was revealed, it caused widespread sympathy and injustice, alleviated the resentment against his guilt and negligence to a certain extent, and aggravated his tragic heroism. The pen of history is often so unexpected.

Compared with Xiang Yu, Napoleon's appearance is also a little worse. Xiang Yu, who is "eight feet long and can carry a tripod", is a big and great husband. Xiang Yu is also strange, that is, each eye has two pupils, called "double pupils." It is said that Shun, an ancient saint in China, was also a heavy pupil. Napoleon is a famous document. How many stalls are not recorded in history, but it is estimated that they are below 1.6 meters. Because the average height of the French did not reach1.75m until the 1960s and1.75m until the 1990s, the average height of the French would not exceed1.65m a hundred years ago. Since Napoleon was recognized as a dwarf there, he should not be more than one meter six. However, compared with Napoleon, Xiang Yu's ambition is much worse. Xiang Yu was born in a noble family in Chu. Although he said "I can take his place" when he first met Qin Shihuang on the roadside, once the Qin Dynasty perished, he carved up great rivers and mountains with the old nobles of the six countries, and then he hurried back to his hometown. Before he left Xianyang, the capital of Qin, he was advised: "Guanzhong (Shaanxi) is cut off by mountains and rivers, and the land is fertile. You can build your capital here and dominate the world." Xiang Yu didn't listen, but said, "Being rich and not going home is like walking at night in embroidered clothes. Who can tell! " I ran back to my ancestors' fief in Jiangsu. King Chu is so ambitious! At that time, someone sneered: "Chu people are really monkeys in hats." The man who said this was furious and was cooked by Xiang Yu, but the idiom "bath the monkey to get the crown" was handed down. Xiang Yu's mistakes ruined the good reputation of the people of the two lakes, including Qu Yuan and Mao Zedong, for thousands of years.

Napoleon was an islander in Corsica, a remote French province. But when he becomes a French general, he wants to be the leader of France, the first consul of France and the emperor of France. When he became emperor of France, he wanted to follow Caesar and Alexander to conquer the East and the world. He read a lot of books about Egypt and India when he was at the Military Academy in Paris.

Compared with Napoleon, Xiang Yu despised knowledge and was unlearned. When Xiang Yu was a child, he couldn't read, so he went to learn sword, but he couldn't learn any more. He was so angry that his uncle Xiang Liang was furious. Xiang Yu said plausibly, "Reading is just to remember other people's names, and learning sword can only be worth learning." . I want to learn how to defeat thousands of enemies. Xiang Liang then taught him the art of war. Xiang Yu was interested in it at first, but once he knew it, he would never learn it again. He despises knowledge, so he despises talents and intellectuals. Chen Ping, Han Xin and others all went to find Liu Bang. Finally, Fan Zeng, a 70-year-old counselor, was driven away because Liu Bang designed to alienate the people. I was so angry that the old man got a sore on his back and died on his way home.

Napoleon, from second lieutenant to general and even emperor, can also be called Beowulf.

18401February15th, in order to win the hearts of the people, the Orleans dynasty of France transported Napoleon's body from St. Helena to France. There was no one in Paris, and 900,000 people braved the cold to warmly welcome the illegal coffin on the Seine. When the cannon car carrying the coffin passed the Arc de Triomphe, a sudden snowstorm covered all of Paris. Heaven also salutes the hero.