Funny jokes and stories about social life

Funny jokes and stories about social life

Lead: Joke is an artistic language, taken from life, so it is easy to understand and always makes us laugh. Here I bring you funny jokes about social life, welcome to read!

Interesting stories about social life (1)

1. There are three girls in Section Li's family, one is five years old, the other is three years old, and the other is just over one year old. As soon as section Li comes home every day, three girls scramble to fuck him, and there's nothing they can do.

Finally, he always says please. Good boy, good boy, stop arguing. The boss is the best, the second is the best, and the third is not. ?

My wife is unconvinced: Why do you talk like that? Don't all three children behave the same?

Section Li said with a smile:? The third child is too young to understand. ?

2. One day, a group of soldiers were on a mission led by an officer. They came to an okawa department. There are many recruits in this regiment. The colonel looked at the river in front of him and then at the soldiers. He really can't think of a suitable word to order the recruits to cross the river. When he was in distress, he suddenly had a brainwave and ordered: All dismissed and meet on the other side of the river in two minutes! ?

The minister who was born as a stonemason was interviewed by the reporter. The reporter asked:? What do you think is the similarity between being a priest and being a mason?

The minister replied:? First, you should have the ability to muddle along; Second, don't get dizzy when standing on high! ?

Funny jokes about social life (2) 1. The year before last, Manager Sun met an English friend John in Guilin, Guangxi. When chatting, John said. I find that you China people like to travel, don't you? Manager sun quickly corrected and said:? I'm not traveling, I'm in a meeting. ?

Last year in Hangzhou West Lake, Manager Sun happened to meet John again. John asked. This time, are you here for the meeting? Manager Sun shook his head and said, No, I'm here for training. ?

This year, Manager Sun met John again in Mount Fuji, Japan. John asked humorously. Are you here for a meeting or training? Manager Sun said with a smile. I'm here to inspect.

Manager Zhang doesn't know English, but he will go abroad soon. He is worried that looking for a toilet abroad will make a fool of himself. Just a few days before going abroad, he specially invited a teacher to teach him how to find a toilet abroad. The teacher taught him ten times in a row, but he still couldn't remember men and women. Finally, the teacher said: Forget it, just remember that W facing up is the ladies' room and M facing down is the men's room. ? Manager Zhang repeatedly said? Remember? .

One day in a foreign country, Manager Zhang was anxious to find the toilet, but he looked everywhere, but he couldn't find the M sign facing down. Suddenly, he found a very eye-catching one not far away m？ Brand, and then ran quickly, there, unexpectedly is McDonald's!

I can't speak foreign languages when I go abroad. I'm afraid I can't get it back. When I went out, I wrote down the address at the door. But when you ask someone, they just laugh. What did you copy? Please ring the bell if you need anything. .

4. One day, A Dai visited a famous temple and wanted to find a sign for a close friend.

The monk asked him, please quote his birthday. ?

? Don't you know? .

The monk didn't seem to understand and asked again. What's his first and last name?

? I don't know. ?

? How long have you been dating?

? We haven't met for more than two years. ?

The monk thought for a moment and said, I see. Is that your net friend?

Funny jokes about social life (3) 1, A: Hey, why are Koreans called bonzi?

B: According to legend, God is in Genesis. God said that there should be light, and there was light; Where there is water, there is water. After waiting for a long time, Koreans can't help but ask: Why is there no kimchi? In Genesis, God was so busy that he flew into a rage after being disturbed. Did a thunder turn Koreans into sticks?

After being beaten into a stick, Koreans are not discouraged, thinking: You can't change God, but you can always change mankind, right? So he sneaked into the Garden of Eden, turned the fruit of good and evil into an altar of pickles, and turned himself into a snake to lure Eve to eat.

Eve hesitated: if she didn't eat, she couldn't tell good from evil; If you eat it, you will become a Korean.

When Adam saw this, he flew over and smashed the kimchi. He was surprised: Do you want to eat pork belly in the future?

2. Obama went to Facebook headquarters and answered questions from Facebook users through live broadcast. When asked why he chose Facebook, Obama said: Because so many people care about you, I want to sell some books here. ?

3. I took a microcomputer class, programmed with VC, and anonymous sat next to a man. Suddenly anonymous asked a man, why did your keyword turn blue and I didn't?

The man looked at it, but before he could speak, the woman asked again, why do I have wavy lines for some words and you don't?

The man looked at the woman's computer again and said, can you program in word?

4, the total area of intestines is 200 square meters, and the place where we live is not as big as the place where shit lives. Let's be a shit! Life is worse than shit.

I bought a new car at home and went out for a ride with my husband excitedly. I feel very happy when I look at my gentle and considerate husband, new car and new house. I can't help feeling as happy as a dream. When I opened my eyes, was it really a dream?

6. On an opaque night, a stout man brutally killed-injured-solved you! The police arrested him the next day, but the damn guy was accused of killing pigs without permission.

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