What jokes and brain teasers can make an angry wife laugh?

Joke 1. A tourist travels in a rough car. On the way, he patted the driver on the shoulder, but scared the driver to scream. He said, "I'm sorry, I didn't expect to scare you." "It doesn't matter, there is a little misunderstanding. I have driven a coffin car before. " 2. A woman urinated in the toilet, and a drunk accidentally heard the sound of urination. The woman was too frightened to pee again. She couldn't hold back and farted. The drunkard said, I-God! Why did you take another bottle! The two old people have never seen a bicycle. One day, I saw a woman riding a bike. A said: Oh, does it hurt that woman to get a stick on her ass? B said: can it not hurt? Didn't you see her legs kicking in pain? The two old people have never seen a bicycle. One day, I saw a woman riding a bike. A said: Oh, does it hurt that woman to get a stick on her ass? B said: can it not hurt? Didn't you see her legs kicking in pain? 4. At night, my wife was sitting on the bed, her hands and feet were moving, and she suddenly grabbed her husband's little penis and tried to take off her clothes. The wife asked: Why? Dave asked, what are you doing? Wife: I will take my driver's license test tomorrow and practice shifting gears. Xiaoming is an intern in a mental hospital. One day, a patient was chasing him with a kitchen knife. Xiaoming turned and ran away in fear until he came to a dead end. He thought, "This time, you are dead ..." At this moment, the patient suddenly handed Xiao Ming the knife and said, "It's your turn to chase me! 」