Ask for interesting Chinese short stories or funny jokes (both urgent).

Once upon a time, a hotel posted an advertisement that said, "If it rains, stay for one day, stay for one day." A passenger came and asked for a hotel. The shopkeeper pointed to the advertisement and said, "didn't you see the advertisement written?" The guest said, "I saw it clearly." The shopkeeper doesn't keep the guests, but the guests insist on staying.

Let's talk about who is right and who is wrong first. why

Once upon a time, a hotel posted an advertisement that said, "If it rains, stay for one day, stay for one day." A passenger came and asked for a hotel. The shopkeeper pointed to the advertisement and said, "didn't you see the advertisement written?" The guest said, "I saw it clearly." The shopkeeper doesn't keep the guests, but the guests insist on staying. This sentence can be understood as follows:

1, rainy day, stay one day, stay one day?

If it rains, the guests will stay in the daytime, and the guests will stay in the daytime.

I am a junior college student!

Once, two boys in the class went to study at night! In order to create a horrible atmosphere, they let others lock their children in the dormitory from the outside and then turn off all the lights in the dormitory. The two of them stared at the computer screen! There is a classmate in the class who studies at night (and those two students are in the same dormitory! ) He left early! Go back to the dormitory and see someone inside! He thought it was the two men who were watching Sadako inside (when everyone was having dinner together at night, two classmates said that they would watch Sadako in the dormitory without class at night). The classmate who left early also likes watching horror movies, so neither of them can ask him to go! He is very dissatisfied. Instead of going in through the door, he tried to go in through the window! His dormitory is on the first floor, and our campus has just been built. There is no security window on the first floor. You can climb in through the window! ) When that classmate climbed in, there was a scene on the computer screen where Sadako climbed out of the TV! As a result, the two men shouted and rushed to the door, and the whole upstairs could hear voices! The students who climbed in were also shocked! It's really a scene that most people can't resist! It's been half a month! Those two students haven't recovered yet! Have nightmares every night!