Interesting brain teasers about fools.

Male employee: Boss, our company has GA Y.

Boss: Ah! who is it?

Man: Give me a hug and I'll tell you.

5. The Da Vinci code has the Da Vinci account number on it.

Do you know what's under the da Vinci code?

This is Leonardo da Vinci's verification code

You got it?

Can you stand on your head?

7. A: I never say it twice.

B: What?

A: I never say it twice.

8. The white rabbit met the wolf.

The white rabbit said, the wolf, the wolf, you asked me if I was a white rabbit.

Ask! Ask! ! ! !

The wolf said, are you a white rabbit?

The little white rabbit is very happy. Yes, yes, I am! ! !

then

The white rabbit said to the wolf, Wolf, you asked me if I was a giraffe.

Ask! Ask! ! ! !

The wolf is helpless. All right. . . that . . Are you a giraffe?

The rabbit slapped him on the back of the head, you idiot!

I told you I was a white rabbit! ! !

Once upon a time, Apple and Pear were good friends. Later, Apple moved, so they met each other for ten years and returned to this place to get together.

As a result, ten years later, apples returned to this place, but after a long time, pears still did not appear, apples and so on.

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

It turned into plasma.

10, playing cs, I saw a glasses thief walking straight ahead with "5 1", and there was a line below-

"History when yuan, come with me! ! ! "

1 1. One day, when a toothpick was walking, he found his shoelaces open, so he bent down to tie them, and then his waist broke.

12. Once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid.

Squid begged him: let me go, don't bake me to eat.

The man said, well, let me ask you a few questions.

Squid is very happy to say: you take the exam!

Then the man roasted the squid. ..

13, one day Xiao Qiang came home crying and said, "mom, mom, my classmates at school say my head is a kite."

Then my mother said, "How come? Won't it? Come and run with me. "

14. In the music class, the teacher played a Beethoven tune.

Xiaoming asked Xiaohua, "Do you know music?"

Xiaohua: "Yes"

Xiaoming: "Do you know what the teacher is playing?"

Xiaohua: "Piano."