Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - Zhao Si's Legend Log
Zhao Si's Legend Log
Song Xiaobao: No, they said that the water in the swimming pool was always buried, and someone peed in it!
Zhao si: they pee our quilts!
Song Xiaobao: ...
Zhao Si left at noon and called in the afternoon ~
Zhao Si: Bao! Have you got 2 yuan?
Song Xiaobao: Why did you drop it?
Zhao Si: Someone caught peeing in the swimming pool.
Song Xiaobao: Why didn't others catch it?
Zhao Si: Everyone is old, and they all pee in the water.
Song Xiaobao: Then where did you pee?
Zhao Si: Standing on the platform to pee ... < p Do you have 4 yuan in your pocket ~
Song Xiaobao: Why is the price still rising?
Zhao Si: Someone caught you again.
Song Xiaobao: Where did you pee this time?
Zhao Si: In the water.
Song Xiaobao: Why did you catch you in the water?
Zhao Si: It was lit yesterday! It's brown and yellow, and it's like a plane pulling a wire after swimming in front.
Zhao si: Bao, do you have 1 yuan in your pocket?
Song Xiaobao: Uncle, do people have to catch it twice to pee?
Zhao si: no, not this time.
Song Xiaobao: Then why do you have to go over Doni?
Zhao si: that's nothing. I thought you should catch it once when you pee, and you should catch it once when you pee. You can still care about me this time if I fart!
Song Xiaobao: What swimming pool? Fart and pay a fine?
Zhao si: no, well, it's too strong, and it's coming out. . .
hahaha ...
One day the robbers arrested Liu Neng, Xie Guangkun and Zhao Si. The robber said, you three go to the orchard, one chooses the same fruit, so the three of you go in.
After a while, Liu Neng came out with an apple. The robber said to him, you put the fruit you picked into your anus, and I will let you go. Liu Neng tried and failed, and was killed.
Xie Guangkun came out with three grapes, and the robber said the same thing to him. When Xie Guangkun stuffed the third one, he suddenly smiled and popped the last one, so he was killed.
when Xie Guangkun came to hell, the king of hell asked him, why are you so stupid? If you don't laugh, you'll be fine! Xie Guangkun said, I don't want to laugh either. It's just that when I stuffed the third one, I watched Zhao Si come out with a watermelon ...
- Previous article:The cranberry biscuit is burnt (why is the cranberry biscuit burnt)
- Next article:How many families are there in China?
- Related articles
- Wenzhou gourmet wonton soup
- My mother took "plastic surgery" as a gift and spent 1 10,000 to turn her daughter into a monster. Is this good for her daughter?
- Monks became jokes.
- My classmate has two Hermes A goods for his own use. I wonder if he will be detained by the customs when he goes to study in New Zealand. They are not new, but used.
- Two thoughts on reading classical Chinese: 6 words
- If you want your son to be obedient, keep these routines in mind!
- Seeking classic Korean gangster movies
- Brief introduction of Feng Menglong
- Want to learn bass, but the foundation is very poor. I'm not afraid of your jokes. I can't even read the staff. What can you learn in a summer vacation (from the most basic ...
- In Chengdu, Sichuan, the girl fell to the ground imitating the plot of "bear". Is the cartoon "back to the pot"?