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Quotations from the TV series "Fairy Sword and Three Evergreens"

1. Jing Tian: Do you think you are a dentist in white?

2. My name is Yejing, Yetian.

Jing Tian: I swear, if I don't keep my promise, I won't have a wife and a son ... (If I can't get one, I can get two. My wife gave birth to my son, not me.

Zhao: Do you know how old I am this year?

Jing Tian Xue Jian: I don't know how much to say.

Zhao: I am 30 years old today. I didn't see it!

Jing Tian: I didn't see it. I really didn't see it.

5. Snow White looks at Evergreen: Marry me or I will marry you.

6. Zi Xuan to Changqing: I'll take off my clothes if you dare (this sentence is very embarrassing)

7. The fox demon asked Jing Tian to choose between Xue Jian and Solanum nigrum (one dead, one alive).

Jing Tian struggled and said, "I choose Snow See."

Snow meets happiness.

Jing Tian added, "I choose her to die."

Xue Jian .....

8. Jing Tian: For you, seeking death is a solemn matter. This is her first, last and only time, because there is nothing after death. So, we should send her to the west quietly, quietly, quietly.

9. The magic sword has been following Jingtian, who is very annoying.

He said, "You are called a sword, why are you still following others so humbly?"

10. Jing Tian and his party are going to Du Feng.

Jing Tianxue saw Solanum nigrum and turned to leave.

Mao Shan asked Changqing, "Do we walk fast or fly fast with the imperial sword?"

Evergreen: "Imperial sword is certainly fast."

Mao Shan: "Then why should we go?"

Changqing: "I don't know."

1 1. Maoshan: Master Xu, can you feel that I am a little scared?

Evergreen: I can totally feel your fear.

12. Jing Tian: This woman, the noisier the better. I think your house is big enough. Her business alone can match the voice of 10 people, which is lively enough.

13. Snow See: A person is born with extraordinary skills. If he can do everything easily, he is certainly not a hero. Only a person who will get hurt and be afraid will try his best to do one thing, and that is a hero.

14. Inside the Lock Demon Tower:

Jing Tian: Is he human?

Monster: Yes!

Jing Tian: How can a person live for 300 years? If he is alive, he will become a shemale!

15. Taoist Wei Qing: Anything is possible. . . (Speaking for Li Ning ..)

16. Although everyone knows that you are shameless and naive, there is no need to remind us every day.

17. Xue Jian: You must like me earlier than I like you.

Jing Tian: Not necessarily.

Xue Jian: Not necessarily. It must be like this.

18. Jing Tian: What beautiful snow!

Xue Jian: Yes, but the snow will melt soon after it falls to the ground.

(Si Nuo turns his head)

Xue Jian: What are you looking at me for?

Jing Tian: I'm talking about you.

Xue Jian (smiling shyly and burying his head in Jing Tian's arms): You are disgusting, hehe.

19. "dish tooth, what I looked up must be ..."

"It's God, it's me."

"You ..."

"I like you, I really like you."

"Then how much do you like me?"

"A steady stream, as much as my nose."

"That's disgusting ~"

"Yes, you don't know me today. When you first met me, I was already disgusting. "

"hate ~" (kick)

"Why are you still so overbearing?" (covering his legs)

"Don't you just like me being overbearing?"

"Maybe, I've liked you since you were overbearing."

"No, maybe."

"Yes, of course."

"Besides, you like me earlier than I like you."

"That's not certain."

"Not necessarily, it must be like this!" (coquetry)

"Well, whatever you say."

20. Snow See: Xie Tiandi.

Jing Tian: Thank you for what. It's been a night in the fairy world. You don't even know what fruit you are. Why did you stay?

Xue Jian: I haven't finished yet. I want to say thank you first, and then refuse. This is called decline, which is the basic courtesy of being a man.

2 1. Ting Yun: What's your name, brother?

Jing Tian: Your name is Jing Daming Tian.

Yun: If you don't mind, please come to my humble abode?

Japanese: I don't dislike it.

22. Jing Tian: Shushan, Shushan, this is Jing Tian. Please reply.

23. Jing Tian saw the little girl beside him: the little bitch beside the little bitch.

24. Xue Jian told Jing Tian that it is still cute when you don't hate it.

Jing Tian talks nonsense. When you hate others, someone likes you.

25. Jing Tian: "Okay, okay, I'm not angry, I'm not angry, I'm not angry, I'm not angry. Am I still human? "

26. Jing Tian: What is in Tao?

Mystery man: the so-called Tao. . . . . . This is not easy to explain. .

27. Paris: I love her

But you can't take her heart.

Because her heart is mine.

28. Jing Tian: Whether it's a person or a demon, as long as it's a woman, it's troublesome. ...

29. Students from Shushan, please take your time.

30. Isn't she near Jing Tian?

Haven't they known each other for so long?

She is just prettier than me.

My figure is better than mine.

Are you wearing less clothes than me?

I tell you, I'm not angry at all. I don't care at all.

3 1. Jingjing: Don't touch my head, it won't grow taller.

32. Five Elders: Non-disciples are not allowed to enter the Lock Demon Tower.

Chang Heng: Then please ask the head master to drive me out of Shushan ... (Look carefully, it's not my apprentice ...)

33. Zi Xuan woke up:

Xue Jian: Sister Zi Xuan, you are awake.

Jing Tian: Are you awake?

Zi Xuan: Thank you the other day.

Jing Tian: Uh, you're welcome. My name is not that day. My name is Jing Tian.

34. Jing Tian said that what Si Nuo saw was: Don't look down on people.

35. Jing Tian: Your brother is an omnipotent hero.

Xue Jian: The words Jing Tian and Xia are like the sun and the moon to me. When did you see the sun and the moon appear at the same time?

36. Tang Jiaguan: If you humiliate Miss Tang, you will humiliate all of us.

Jing Tian: This, that, that, even if I want to be indecent, I don't have to be indecent to all of you Tang people.

Jing Tian (to Mao Mao): Why is your mouth so smelly?

He Miaomiao: I just ate two sweet potatoes.

Jing Tian lifted his feet.

Jingtian: It smells bad.

He Miaomiao: Boss, you are still good!

38. It seems that you have a big breath.

Jing Tian: Sorry, I grew up eating garlic.

39. Jing Tian asked the bartender, How did you get in?

The bartender replied, I opened the door and came in. ...

Cold ... hehehe

40. Maoshan: Induction? My boss and I feel the same way. Every time I finish eating, I feel I haven't eaten it. ..

4 1. Solanum nigrum: The best thing in the world is hope, the hope of victory, but when the hope is not realized, all that remains is despair. ..

42. When locking the Devil Tower

Jing Tian: The wind is raining, the water is getting cold, and the strong man is gone forever.

Xue Jian: What are you talking about?

Jing Tian: I have no culture.

43. Wei Qing Taoist: If you really love someone, do you know what to do?

If you really love someone, you should never enter his life.

You can't interfere with each other, and you can't confuse each other because of the delusion of love.

If you really love someone, you should set them free.

Perfect each other, so that he will never be bound.

Realize one's ideal without any worries.

Influenced by the truth, to complete their mission.

If you really love someone, you have to let go.

44. After Jing Tian confessed to Xue Jian, he was always jealous of Ting Yun and said he was bad. Then Evergreen said that Ting Yun was fine. He built schools, engaged in sanitation and education in Leizhou. . .

45. Jing Tian: I don't understand! ? Do you know Xu's men?

Evergreen: I'm starting to get something.

Jing Tian: So tell me, how do they understand each other?

Evergreen: Obviously, they were attracted to each other from the beginning.

Jing Tian: No way! We were attracted to each other as soon as we met?

Evergreen: Brother Jing is the most sensitive type. Although we can't see each other, we can all feel each other.

Jing Tian: Why do I think she is ordinary? What's special about it?

Evergreen: Brother Jing, it may be normal for you, but for many people, including me, it is very attractive.

Jing Tian: Why do you think she is attractive? !

Evergreen: Of course, it is crystal clear, radiant and full of power. How charming.

Jing Tian: You, you beast, how do you know she is glittering and translucent? Don't you like Zi Xuan? Why did you sleep with the pig woman again? What's the matter with you and pig woman?

Evergreen: Pig woman ... I'm talking about Ray Zhu Ling! (in Leizhou)

I really don't want to lose to such an ugly guy.

47. Do you think you are a crab and turn red when it is ripe?

48. Jing Tian said, "Little guy, don't think I'm handsome. Help me?" Do you want to have a loving heart and save everyone? Are you obedient? If I don't listen, I will eat you. "

49. Jing Tian: I'm sorry ... Snow Scene ... I made an appointment with my senior sister to go to the Lock Demon Tower to retrieve the demon sword, so that Master could contain the evil sword fairy, and I helped Shushan and Brother Xu. Then I sold it to you at a low price, whether it was revenge or seclusion. I will listen to you no matter what. I promised you, I didn't forget anything.

Xue Jian: Hum! You have a conscience. Remember to promise me ... what? You sell at a low price, and I buy at a low price. That's disgusting! Did I say I want you?

Jing Tian: Whether you like it or not! Anyway, I had the cheek to sell it.

50. Kim: You like it!

Mao: I like chicken butt!

Jing: Love you!

Mao: Chicken butt loves me!

5 1. Jing: Why are your clothes different from mine?

Disciple of Shushan: The clothes are the same, but the difference is only people. ...

(The economy is dead)

52. Jing: The head of the chicken is yours, and the rest is mine.

He Miaomiao: Why do I always eat chicken head and chicken ass, and you eat meat? You eat steamed buns, so do I.

Jing: No way. This is the rule. What? You ask too much. Give me too much chicken ass.

He Miaomiao: Not much, not much.

53. Jing Tian: Tang Xuejian, listen carefully. You are my pig woman and my woman. I won't allow you to decide your life like this!

Xue Jian: "I don't care about heaven, I just think I just do it for you, okay?" )

Jing Tian: "Then I'd rather you didn't love me."

Sedum:

Thieves still hit people, and you have been upgraded to a robber ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

My name is Jing Tian, the scenery in the scenery, the sky in the sky. . . .

When it's all over, I'll sell myself to you cheaply, whether it's revenge or seclusion. Anyway, what I promised you is hopeless! ! ! !

Jingjing: "I told you not to touch your head. You won't grow tall."

Jing: Hello! You are unreasonable! You said you would fight me, so I will fight you. Since I won, it must be hot, right? Want you

Help is not too much! He said he was a friend!

Heavy: articulate, never offline! Hum! You go!

Jing: It's a deal! ..... Thank you! I'll buy you a drink another day!

Paris: "It's better not to see each other, but it seems that there is no fate. I know that she is safe is enough ... "

Red Sunflower "Love Can't Share"