Super funny little joke.

1. (China's shortest classic novel) M: Does it hurt? Woman: Hmm ~ Man: Forget it? Woman: no ~

2. (The shortest classic novel in Japan) A dialogue between a man and a woman ... Female: Brother ... You are much better than our father ... Male: Hmm ... My mother said so. ...

The female white-collar workers in the office want their male colleagues to tell a short and meaningful yellow joke. The man thought for a moment and said eight words: "I am weeding, you are at noon!" " "

A couple went to double suicide together, but their money was only enough to buy a bottle of pesticide, and the amount of this bottle of pesticide was only enough for one person to die, but in the end, both of them died. Why? They bought this bottle of pesticide and opened the bottle cap, which read: Another bottle.

One day, Cao Cao arrested Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. Cao Cao said to the three of them: each of you is going to the orchard to choose a fruit. After a while, Zhang Fei took out an apple. Cao Cao said, if they can put the fruit in their ass, let them go. Zhang Fei tried for a while without success and was killed. After a while, Guan Yu came out with three grapes and Cao Cao said the same thing to him. Guan Yu started stuffing things ... when he stuffed the third one, Guan Yu suddenly smiled, and as a result, he smashed the grapes and was killed. After going to the underworld, the prince asked Guan Yu, "You are so stupid, why are you laughing?" "If you don't laugh, you won't die," Guan Yu said with a sigh. I don't want to! Jealous beauty! When I stuffed the third one, I suddenly saw Brother Liu coming out with a durian ... "

6. Who was the last virgin on earth? Picasso. Who is the last virgin in the world? Shakespeare. . .