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On this special day, all the blessings and greetings are in your cup, which is full of our love, red and deep, until the bottom of my heart.

I am happy and carefree, but you are worried and sad; My heart is changing and your heart is broken; Thank you, you have done so much for me, and I am really moved for you.

Since I got your love, I seem to see the light in the endless darkness, get a clear spring in the boundless desert and find a flower in the rock. How can I not thank you?

Pain is the best of others, happiness is your own, troubles will be temporary, and friends will always be eternal; It's no big deal! Dude, I wouldn't be here today without your encouragement. Thank you.

You are a big tree. You dream in spring, flourish in summer, mature in autumn and think in winter. The beauty of life is that you guide me to find it. Thank you for your hug and beauty!

There is a tacit understanding called soul mate, a feeling called wonderful, and a happiness called having you with you. Thank you, friend! Because of you, my life can be more colorful.

Thank you for accompanying me through yesterday, sharing today and welcoming tomorrow. I wish you wonderful every day, safe every step, happy every moment and happy every minute.

The strangeness of the past does not mean eternity. Inadvertently, the tacit understanding of feelings continued our friendship. In the lonely journey, I am grateful to receive your earnest concern every day: you are with me in the world of mortals.

When you are sweet, you are my baby; When I am bored, you are my cat; When I am sad, you are my big brother; When you are spoiled, you are my support; In fact, I want to tell you loudly that you are all to me.

Although our acquaintance is so short, your influence on me is so profound. Thank you forever, my best friend!

Your guidance has given my heart ideal wings. No matter what happens tomorrow, say thank you from the bottom of your heart!

Thank you for coming into my life and playing the role of a friend. Maybe you are not the only one, but you are the best!

Thank god, thank the earth, and thank the internet for letting you and me meet! Although I don't know that you are a whore, my porridge is increasing day by day, and I will spill it when I identify shrimp.

I wish you a blessing on the cloud and say thank you sincerely at the same time! 4 humorous stories, 4 humorous websites, 4 classic websites and 4 humorous short messages.

With you, the world is more wonderful, and with you, the starry sky is more brilliant; The world is warmer with you; I feel happier with you!

On the long night road, I hope to see the fire; In the cold winter, it is warm to see fire. Friend, you are the light in my life, giving me hope and warmth!

May your career develop like Marxism, your charm shine like Mao Zedong Thought, your love shine like the story of spring in Deng Xiaoping Theory, and your money keep pace with the times like Theory of Three Represents's thought!

A lost elf, he gave me a treasure box full of happiness. When I opened it, happiness spilled to you who were reading the short message. May you and your family be happy forever and every day!

Opening is auspicious, seeing is auspicious. May all expectations and blessings flock to you, may you feel comfortable and have all the best, and may this beautiful wish turn into the most sincere greeting to you: 100% happiness and a more wonderful life! Welcome to SMS encyclopedia. com

Please accept my most sincere sincerity and best wishes in your busy work; May my blessing eliminate the fatigue caused by a day's work; May happiness and joy accompany you every day of your life.

There are faint poems in the leisurely clouds, and there are continuous feelings in the faint poems, and there are my gentle greetings in the continuous feelings! Wish you all the best.

Is the cold better? Pay attention to your health, drink more water and have more rest. People keep leaving or entering your life, so you can't see what you see and forget what you remember. You keep getting and losing in life, so you can't see it.

Legend has it that tonight, ghosts wander, death rays reappear, and ghosts turn around! May the ghost hear my call, come to your head in the middle of the night, touch your face with pale face, green eyes and dry hands and say good night to you for me!

The cold appearance can't hide your fiery heart; Your unruly long hair can't hide your kind eyes. Kindness requires a bodhisattva heart that benefits all beings. But after a long time, eldest brother, can you reward two money …

Do you want me to sing you a song to ease your sadness and loneliness? Do you want me to get you a glass of water? Maybe you will be thirsty after crying. Do you want me to chat with you and listen to your thoughts?

Baiyun never promised to stay in the sky, but accompanied by day and night; To the eyes, the scenery never says eternity, but it is always beautiful; Stars never promise light to the night, but try to shine; I don't often contact you, but I always care about you!

Looking up is spring, looking down is autumn, may all happiness accompany you; The full moon is a poem, and the lack of the moon is a painting. May all happiness follow you. I wish you all success and happiness!

Success in life lies not in getting a good card, but in how to play a bad card well. When the mind tends to be calm, the spirit will last forever. Friend, give yourself a smile, so that you will see that the sun is new every day. Welcome to SMS encyclopedia. com

Walking through the mountains and rivers, the feet are high and low; After ups and downs, we still have to look for it; Life is busy, getting more or less, losing bits and pieces, and the important thing is to be happy!

Opening is auspicious, seeing is auspicious. May all expectations and blessings flock to you. May you feel comfortable and have all the best. May this beautiful wish turn into a sincere blessing to you: 100% happiness and a more exciting life!

Send a few messages in your spare time, be more humorous and less upset, be optimistic when you are good, think of beauty when you are depressed, stand up straight when you laugh at difficulties, treat others sincerely without expecting anything in return, and be healthy and happy.

I want you to taste the coffee I just made, just like our friendship, but the long distance can lengthen simple wishes. I want to let the rich aroma carry long thoughts and greet you from a distance.

Please hang my greetings on the laurel tree so that you can see them in the dark. Gently sprinkle my greetings in the wind, even if you are at the ends of the earth, you can feel it.

In my dream, I will watch the fallen flowers, taste the fragrant lobster sauce, listen to a teenager's past, feel a diary of others, report my feelings, pour some water, express my feelings and say hello. Send a message to say hello!

A blurred neon light, a long road of life, a cup of fresh kungfu tea, a cup of mellow Erguotou, a sincere lover and a rare feeling of years.

There is a kind of spirit called luck, which can make you turn luck into luck. There is a spirit called Fubao, which can make you worry-free and safe all your life. Now I give them to you and let them stay with you forever!

You have a complete heaven, a Fiona Fang, and your earlobe is shoulder-length. How rich you are! Hey, don't move, you still have peach blossoms on your face. Looks like something good is coming! Honey, I finally found you. Lend me a dollar.

Happy boot, say hello to you, everything goes well, life is better, lucky draw period, good luck every day, playing cards, good taste, getting younger and younger, with gold at home and money on the wall.

The wind and rain are relentless, and people keep thinking about you. Although it is not common, it will send you messages and turn chat time into a bridge. I wish you a good sleep every day and smile after reading the message.

One is persistence, two is sincerity, mixed with three is confusion, four is pity, plus five money tears, six two tenderness, seven cups of romance, eight points of love for fire, nine tests, and it is a perfect fruit.

Peach blossoms cross my window lattice, and the footsteps of flowers disturb my shy poems; The birds in the tree jumped up and laughed with joy, and the green spores on the branches were infected with joy. What are you waiting for? Accept my encouragement and start dreaming!

I think we will be together. I'm waiting for you to fulfill your promise to me. I feel very happy. I am no longer a lonely wandering fish. I have a shore to spend, and you are at one end of the shore.

Flowers bloom and fall, birds come and go. I remember when I was young, I loved chatting, laughing, clapping my hands and bending over. We used to jump over that rubber band. When I was young, my friends also thought about it.

Greetings, my friend: send you sunshine, evaporate your pain, send you drizzle and wash away your filth. Send you a meteor, take away your nightmare, send you rosy clouds and attract bright flowers for you. Are you happy?

Still working? You must be very busy these days. Pay attention to rest and don't be too tired. For example, don't read this message.

Smile at night and have a good sleep. Laugh in the morning, life is emotional. Laugh after work, be happy and lively. Smile when you are sad and put aside all your troubles. Smile after receiving the text message, and feel that life is really beautiful.

Where the sun shines, there are my silent blessings, and when the moonlight shines on the earth, there are my silent prayers. When the meteor glided by, I made a wish: I wish the person who is reading the short message happiness forever!

Squeeze 3 cups of juice for you: one cup is grape juice, which makes you sip purple romance; One is cucumber juice, I wish you a green and healthy seat; One is orange juice with honey. May life be sweeter than bitterness!

I wish you are more expensive than the giant panda, famous all over China, your career is in Hongtashan, your lover is more beautiful than Ashima, you are ahead of Marlboro all the way, everything goes well, you don't want to live in Saint Laurent, and you don't want to be a bank when you gamble.

Even if the night is always longer than the day, a bright moon is relatively happy; Even if sadness is always more than happiness, having a dream is also happiness; Even though failure is always more than success, hope is happiness.

This is an ordinary day. There is no celebration of the Spring Festival, no warmth of Christmas, no romance of Valentine's Day. Only my blessing from afar: I am happy every day in my life.

Maybe the years will fade away, maybe the space will be isolated from each other, but what is worth cherishing is still the intimate friendship. Blessings are like colorful leaves, and true friends will care for them no matter where they are. Happy every day!

Distance does not mean separation, no contact does not mean forgetting, no phone call does not mean indifference, and no meeting does not mean missing. In the busy and intertwined years, I will cherish this friendship forever: I wish you a happy day!

I want you to taste the coffee I just made, just like our friendship, but the long distance can lengthen simple wishes. I want to let the rich aroma carry long thoughts and greet you from a distance.

How can I thank you? When I came to your side, I just wanted to harvest a spring breeze, but you gave me the whole spring! I love you!

I haven't contacted you for a long time. Please don't be too sad. I'm worried at home. If I need to talk, I want to ask you to relax and make you happy. You won't be unhappy, and you know what I mean.

Give you a rose to express your feelings, and give you a big peach blossom, and your luck depends on it. Send you a bowl of tofu flower to make you laugh all day!

You are a sweet potato without mud, a fiery red prawn; I want to greet you gently ... the cute fool who read my message wishes you happy every day!

There are tens of thousands of stars in the sky and tens of thousands of lights on the ground. Sasha vujacic is rainy in spring, and slightly windy in May. It's the sound of your mobile phone. Here comes my message: wave in the distance and borrow a dime to greet you.

I can't forget seeing you for the first time, a pair of charming eyes. In my heart, I can't get rid of your figure ... I can't help falling in love with you. Pig head, when can I eat you?

Today is your birthday. I want to give you a big gift. Say what you want to say. How do I know what you want if you don't tell me? Go ahead, go ahead ... the time limit has passed after reading the text message.

I filled my room with 98 flowers, so I carved my heart on the last flower. God asked, son, what do you want to achieve in your life? I said: I want people who read text messages to be happier than me. Welcome to SMS encyclopedia. com

Grapes, bananas, red apples, I wish you miss the results! Radish, cucumber and Chinese cabbage, may you be loved every day! Coke tea boiled water, I hope you sleep well every night! Cookies, milk and big cakes make your salary higher every year!

The heart is there, the dream is there, and there is true love between heaven and earth; Success or failure is at stake, life is heroic, just start all over again. Frustration is not terrible, as long as you are confident, you will definitely get out of the predicament, friends, come on!

There are flowers in spring, moons in autumn, cool breeze in summer and snow in winter. Don't forget to look at the scenery along the way when you are struggling. Take a rest when you are tired, sleep when you are sleepy, and tell me when you think about it!

Use my sincere blessing as your sail and your persistent faith as your paddle. Regardless of the wind or the current, there is my silent trust and companionship. I firmly believe that you are the best!

When the sun warms me, I think of your help, when the stars illuminate me, I think of your concern for me, and when the text message is sent to me, I suddenly remember … you still owe me a meal!

Some people care about vagrancy and don't call it vagrancy, some people cry and don't call it sadness, some people cherish feelings and call it love, and some people share happiness and call it happiness. I wish you happiness!

Read more books to nourish courage, avoid anger to nourish liver qi, be cautious to nourish qi, be generous to nourish heroism, Ao Shuang to nourish backbone, be modest to nourish spirit, worry less to nourish heart qi, and taste less to nourish stomach qi.

I'm not an Oscar winner, and I didn't have a chance to add your name to that long thank-you list. An ordinary person can only send a short message in the simplest but most sincere way to wish you happiness!

I will remember the happiness we shared, and I will guard the mystery in our memory. Happiness is your gift to me. No matter how cold the world is, the blessings between friends are irresistible spiritual pillars.

In the first light of the morning, I am enjoying it by your side. The sun is shining at noon, and the smile is in your heart. In the evening, the sun sets, and joy follows you all day. I would like to pick colorful flowers, buckle my thoughts and make a blessing; May peace surround you, joy walk with you, and good luck always accompany you!

Where there is sunshine, there is my sincere blessing; Where the moon shines, there are my deep thoughts. I am like a lonely wild goose, flapping its tired wings and looking at the sky and water, but I sincerely wish you a better life than me.

The weather changes so fast that the temperature becomes very bad. Take a coat when you go out, cover yourself with a quilt when you sleep, eat more fruits and vegetables, and don't forget to supplement calcium to keep a good attitude. This is my love for you. I wish you happiness!

God said that the so-called happiness is to have a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a lover who loves you deeply and a group of trustworthy friends. When you receive this message, everything will come naturally!

The flood in the south, along the Yangtze River, is my home. The flood is merciless. Can you send me a message? Snow is floating in the blue sky, and beautiful leather shoes are leaking. Your acquaintance with me is a myth. Please give me a mild answer.

It's getting cold, and I want to give you a coat: it's warm in your pocket; The collar is called care; Sleeves are considerate; Buttons are called missing; Let this coat accompany you closely through every minute, and be sure to be happy!

Gentle heart is for sad people, romantic heart is for sentient people, eternal heart is for waiting people, happy heart is for lonely people, I would like to give a blessing heart to those who are reading materials!

Like a sound, it is exposed by a breeze; Appreciate a painting, which is a long moon dotted with stars; Intoxicated with a breath, it is a secluded environment; Bless a friend, he will laugh when he reads the short message.

Delete yesterday's troubles! Make sure you are happy today! Set the happiness of tomorrow! Store eternal love! Cancel the hatred in the world! Paste a good mood! Copy the intoxicating scenery! Print your charming smile!

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It's blue, and the clouds are always scattered; In fact, the sea is not wide, from one shore to the other; In fact, the dream is very shallow and everything is natural; In fact, tears are also sweet, I wish you a wish; In fact, my idea is very simple, as long as you are happy every day!