Happy event of positive energy short jokes

Happy event of positive energy short jokes

There are many funny jokes in life. There will be some people around us who like telling jokes. Jokes can stimulate our laughter and make us happier. Many people like telling jokes. The following are some small paragraphs of positive energy that I collected for you.

Happy event of positive energy short joke 1

I want to live in your heart, but I didn't expect it to be a neighborhood with many neighbors.

Second, my money is really wet, because I have been crying when I spend it.

Third, what is really terrible is not playing the lute to a cow, but the cow is playing the lute to you.

Fourth, I hope you will have wine, meat and girls in the future, and girls will be ugly.

5. How can bangs grow so fast?

I am very principled, and my principle is to follow your mood.

Seven, I am single because no one can easily deserve me as the successor of the proletariat.

I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps.

Nine, Alipay wants to socialize simply, as long as it is a function of "rich people nearby".

Ten, I just want to turn gracefully, but I unexpectedly hit the wall.

Happy event Short Joke 2 of Positive Energy (1)

I practice driving in a driving school, so I can't get in if I park my car. Almost went in every time. The coach told me with a straight face: you actually have a way in this situation. As soon as I hear it, this is a hidden rule. I got the message and bought two packs of cigarettes to honor me. The coach took a deep breath and said slowly, "I'll make this library bigger tomorrow ..."

(2)

Ask what a sunny day is and ask someone to add a pair of autumn trousers;

Ask why the clear sky only makes people wet and committed;

Ask why the sky is clear, the sun is in the east and the rain is in the west;

Ask why the sky is clear, only to see the sky overcast;

Ask why the sky is clear and the sun is supported by rain;

When asked why the sky is clear, the Buddha said: waste!

(3)

There is a naughty classmate in the class, the younger one, sitting in the first row.

One day, the Chinese teacher was lecturing. He took a straw hat and put it on his head.

The teacher was surprised and asked him what was wrong.

He replied, "Teacher, when you were giving a lecture, I felt it was raining as soon as I spoke ..."

Positive energy short joke 3 happy event 1. Mother saw the baby coming home with two balloons and said angrily, why did you buy two balloons? What a waste!

If I tell you to get out, you get out. I don't know if it's okay to come and hold on.

3. You said I wouldn't smoke! All right! I quit! You also said that I would give you money if I wanted to smoke. Save enough money for a month and buy me a present! Say it's a smoking cessation reward! Give you 1000 a month! You finally bought me a pair of socks? !

4. Jing M. Guo lives in 16 floor, but every time he takes the elevator to 10 floor, he walks home by stairs.

A few days ago, some friends had a dinner together and played an adventure of telling the truth. A good friend of mine lost, and he chose a big adventure. I humbly asked him to make an in-depth confession to a lady present for more than five minutes. This guy confessed to his girlfriend and broke up with her yesterday. ...

6. The most desperate thing in the world is that when the aunt group in the square dance downstairs plays the Divine Comedy on time, suddenly I can sing every song! ! ! ! ! And sing and twist with the unconscious! ! ! ! Unexpectedly, I twisted three songs unconsciously! ! ! !

7. When I was studying in a foreign country, my father suddenly called to ask if there was enough money. My heart was suddenly touched. My parents worked too hard, and my eyes were a little wet. The answer is enough. Then dad said, can I borrow some if I have enough? Your mother has gone too far these two days ~ I: …

8. When eating hot pot, my mother opened the lid and the camera was suddenly covered with steam. I was so anxious that I almost knocked over the hot pot. The baby said contemptuously-mom, please don't be so embarrassed!