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Are there any interesting couplets?

Part one: Time passed long before I met her, but since we separated, the time has become longer; The second part: the east wind rises and a hundred flowers blossom.

The first part: horseshoe disease starts at the beginning of the red sun, and the second part: Who will lose everything?

Part I: How deep is the yard? Part II: How many floors does this building have?

The first part: the years of living in the village are getting late, and the second part: the pear blossoms are getting clear.

The first part: Xiling Road under Wutong River, and the second part: The sunset obliquely shines on the small bridge.

Part one: Life has not only immediate difficulties, but also poems and distant fields.

Part one: full of nonsense, part two: a bitter tear.

Part One: It's a long way, but this is Xiu Yuan. Part two: I go up and down.

Part I: The Yellow River is far above the white clouds. Part II: An isolated city, Wan Ren Mountain.

I hope these couplets can bring you laughter and inspiration!