Debate jokes

I heard that a child in this hospital is crazy and delusional. Today, I learned that he is a Nietzsche. Throughout the game, the child was by his side, holding his head in one hand as if David had come back to life, touching his face in the other hand, frowning, biting his mouth and doing painful meditation. More exaggerated is that he said:

"Another debater, have you read Kant? No, I can't tell you. You read it. . Really? No, you wouldn't understand if I told you. " "What is a person. Just people? Wrong. " The other party asked him if he had ever been in love, and he said, "Love and love are different." The other party said he was idealistic. He said, "Your knowledge is too shallow. Materialism is out of fashion in the West." Then explain what is analytical philosophy structuralism.

You may not know, what he said above is in a debate contest called "College students' falling in love does more harm than good".

At last, when I commented, he stood up from the sidelines and walked out. Later, I asked him, and he said that I was not interested in politics, and the level here was too low to come. It's hard to find someone with high level to talk to. When he speaks, he always looks seriously intoxicated.

Two. beauty contest

A debater asked: "Xiao He just showed his sharp corner, and there was a dragonfly standing on his head a long time ago. Is this a beautiful performance?"

The other party said, "It's the breeding season for dragonflies. Look everywhere. . . "

124 during the cross-examination, a girl asked the other party first, what is the girl in your mind? Then the other person answers the upright person.

He asked two more questions. Do you agree with her choice? Both debaters are boys and say, "I am a man, how can I know what the orientation of women is?"

Then the girl asked four arguments. You 1 2 argued that a beauty contest should not be held, but what were they doing just now? Argue that you are talking.

She said, no, it's all beauty contests.

Laughing wildly on the field.

3. A beautiful cross-examination.

Who is more adaptable to social competition?

The generalist first asked four questions: "Do you want to find a piece of wood to survive in the fast-flowing river?" The answer is yes.

Question 2: "If many boards make up a boat, will you be more viable?" The answer is yes.

Q: "Have you ever demonstrated that it is better to master more things and have extensive knowledge than to be stuck in a block?"

Seeing that the trap was about to become, the girl tactfully replied, "Yes, but this ship is composed of related boards, and we can't put the messy boards together."

Step 4 be complete

One debater at a time thinks honesty is important. As a result, he stood up, tore up the paper in his hand, and then asked the other party, "I tore up the defense." Do you have such courage and courage? " The other party said, "Tear it." Then he tore up the defense. Who knows that the person who tore the paper first said, "Haha, you have been cheated. This is white paper. Now you know the importance of honesty. "

5. Are you handsome?

A debater asked the other party, "am I handsome?"

When the other party gives him face, say he is handsome.

Then he said, "Everyone present knows that I am not handsome, but the other side says that I am handsome, and the other debater even answered such a simple thing wrong. How can he believe his words? "

Dictionary of intransitive verbs

Zheng Fang: That's what this word means. I looked it up in the dictionary. (When showing the dictionary)

Opposite party: bring it here and have a look ... (leans his head close) Oh, your dictionary is pirated!

Dictionary (2)

Zheng Fang: That's what this word means. I looked it up in the dictionary. (When showing the dictionary)

Counterparty: How to summarize China's 5,000-year culture with a dictionary?

Seven. sabotage

Pro: The other party always says that destruction is also beautiful, but there are no examples!

Counterparty: Let's just say that the wedding night is destroying it. Is the wedding night beautiful?

Pro: Wedding night is not destruction, but creation!

Eight, positive answer

Pro: Please answer the other debater directly!

Against: ...

Pro: Ask the other debater to answer directly, the second time!

Counterparty: Did I answer with my back?

Nine, school motto

Founder: What is the motto of Anhui University?

Opposite party: Eh ...

Pro: Look, the other debater doesn't even know this!

Counterparty: I love learning. I have been studying and don't pay attention to this. ...

X. Opportunities for Struggle

Counterparty: The other party may have a heated debate today, but please imagine if your father's sperm was not ... (not suitable for children, omitted), would you appear?

In favor: sperm ... swim hard.

Xi。 Mesopotamia

Founder: Let me ask you, why did the sprout of civilization appear in the two river basins?

Against: Because the Yangtze River and the Yellow River are not cut off!

In favour: the Yangtze River and the Yellow River. ...

Twelve. Baidu (the world's largest Chinese search engine)

A boy didn't say a word during the game, just hung his head and played with his mobile phone. Until the end of the game, when the other party's four arguments were halfway through, he suddenly got angry and pointed to his mobile phone and said, "He copied the argument and I found it with Baidu. This is a naked foul! "

Thirteen. definition

Counterparty: What is your definition of *?

Professor: We have already said that in our defense statement.

Counterparty: What's your standard?

Professor: This is also in our defense statement.

Recipient: Please repeat it!

Professor: We have said this in a debate. (smiling) Why don't I give you his statement after the game?