Why should we impose a "gasp tax" [Repost]

Such a strange thing is really puzzling.

Although in China, this magical land, any strange thing can happen, but if the "breathing tax" is also a possibility, I have a hard time believing it. The so-called "breathing tax", to put it bluntly, is the "breathing tax". To take a breath, you have to collect taxes. This is an extremely rare thing that can never be found in ancient times. Even in the "Ten Thousand Taxes" dynasty where even excrement was taxed, there was no such thing. Saw such a wonderful sight. Of course, in our daily lives, we have often heard of the "breath tax", but most of them are treated as jokes, and the people who tell them just use it to complain and ridicule, and no one takes it seriously. When people are talking in the streets, using it to add fun, entertain everyone, and liven up the atmosphere can indeed achieve good results. In this regard, the "gasp tax" is indeed a rare and excellent joke. But this tax is really ridiculous and laughable, which basically eliminates the possibility of it entering the elegant hall, and it can only be used as a source of conversation after dinner. It is impossible to show up in any more formal occasions. You can only tell the truth on a formal stage, and you can only say something evil in private. Chinese people are the best at this, and their ability to grasp the heat is the best in the world. But at the China Forest City Forum, which is crowded and unattainable, there is an academician of the Academy of Sciences whose knowledge and wisdom should be unique among thousands. He spits out such incredible lotus flowers. It is really difficult to understand. It is true that with the recent changes in the country, academicians of the Academy of Sciences, who were national treasure-level masters that people in the past respected as high as Mount Tai, have gradually fallen from heaven to earth. Although their standards are not as good as before, they have not fallen to such an extent. ah. In such a splendid domestic ceremony, even if a child was brought in, he would not dare to talk nonsense like this. No matter how bad our Academician Chiang Kai-shek is, he is still mentally disordered, so how could he spout such smelly excrement as the "gasp tax"? Taking a step back, even if Academician Chiang's brain was punctured that day, the mainstream media would never have a brain short-circuit. How could they publish such outrageous nonsense on their own supreme page?

Obviously, there will be no problems with Academician Chiang and the mainstream media. If he can't handle this situation, how can he be an academician and mouthpiece? In this case, there is only one possibility. There is definitely a mystery behind the entire proposal to impose a "gasp tax".

What a mystery, it is not difficult to see through the recent uproar in domestic public opinion surrounding "retirement at 65" and "oil prices not falling". Specifically, the introduction of the "gasp tax" proposal is purely a drunkard's intention and is a trick of "killing three birds with one stone". The "three birds" are:

First, divert your attention and reduce stress. Perhaps during this period, the overwhelming and vocal controversies surrounding "retirement" and "oil prices" among Chinese people have made some departments feel a certain degree of pressure. Seeing that they have become the target of public scrutiny, it is difficult to carry out the next step. carried out. Then an idea came to him, and he threw out the "gasp tax" to attract the attention of the Chinese people, who were only staring at the plank road they had built. They were relieved of their burden and took the opportunity to cross Chencang secretly.

Second, there is a needle hidden in the cotton, which implies a warning. The recent turmoil caused by "retirement" and "oil prices" may have gone too far. It has made some departments and noble people feel very uncomfortable and hurts their face. It is necessary to find something to warn the Chinese people, so that the Chinese people understand how to serve the people. way. They found an academician with no real power and asked him to throw out the "gasp tax" magic weapon. It seemed to have no power, not very hard, and was like cotton. But once it was displayed through the mainstream media, it contained the tip of a needle. . This is to warn the Chinese people that if they continue to be disobedient and continue to be unruly and messy about "retirement" and "oil prices", then they will really be charged a "gasp tax". After this threat, it is strange that the Chinese people do not stop.

Third, lay the groundwork and leave a way out. Although the "gasp tax" is unheard of on the stage of human politics, and because of its characteristics of making people laugh out loud, it will never be implemented in the future, but in the country's three-thirds of an acre of land, this possibility cannot be ruled out. In the past year, with the impact of the international financial turmoil, life in China has not been easy, and even the fiscal revenue, which has always been soaring and prosperous, has not grown much. Some organizations have long been accustomed to a life of spending money lavishly. Once the money in their hands becomes less and life becomes tight, they will naturally complain. Right now, the impact has just begun, and those who don’t have a lot of money are still barely able to get by.

But if it continues and they can't bear it anymore, they will inevitably have to expand their financial resources. When that day comes, it will be normal to put away the "gasp tax". Before that moment comes, let's let some wind out and warn the Chinese people in advance. When the time comes when it is necessary to accept it, we can just accept it without having to waste any more words.

The mystery of the "gasp tax" has been solved. Do Chinese people still need to get angry and furious about it? If you spray spit on it, take it back quickly. If you try to fight with it again, you will really fall into someone else's trap. That is even more ridiculous than the "gasp tax". In fact, when faced with the "gasp tax", the best way for Chinese people to deal with it is to turn a blind eye, ignore it, remain silent, let others do whatever they want, and just be indifferent. , just accept your fate obediently.