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Cousin smiled again and wrote 400 words.

I have called many sisters and know many sisters, but my favorite is my cousin, Sister Meng.

My sister is not very pretty. The oval face makes people feel particularly gentle. My sister is gentle in everything she does. Even if I want to do something bad, she will only say, "Be good, don't do this." If you make people feel warm, you naturally won't do that. After that, my sister will smile at you and make you feel sweet.

Every time I go out to play, as long as my sister goes, I will happily say, "Me too." Everyone says I'm my sister's follower. Because, in my eyes, I will be happy with my sister. My sister is good at telling jokes, and the jokes she tells are "guaranteed in quality", which are not only "bulky" but also "high in purity". Not only are there many stories, but they all make people laugh, which makes me laugh, and my mood value can be improved immediately 100 points. Once, I ate pig liver, and I hated eating pig liver. I really didn't want to swallow it at that time. However, as soon as Sister Meng told a joke, I was amused and unconsciously ate all the pork liver. Afterwards, my mother joked with me: "I will rely on my dream sister to eat in the future!" "

For the record, my sister is by no means an idle person who can only tell jokes. She got excellent grades from childhood. When she was a university student in Beijing, she represented Asia in the World Finals and was the first in the English Debate Competition. My sister speaks English very well, which can be compared with authentic foreign English. If I could ask my sister to help me get into a foreign school, I would have been admitted, but I would be as good as my sister in the junior high school exam! By the way, the music teacher who taught my sister at the university was Liu Huan!

Now, my sister has stayed in Beijing to work. I miss her so much!

This is my dream girl. Do you like her?