Eat garbage jokes

1. A poor man went to a restaurant and wanted to eat spicy boiled vermicelli. The waiter told him that it was sold out, and the last one was ordered by the gentleman at the next table. He saw that this gentleman was a gentleman, and he didn't eat vermicelli, so he asked him if he could eat it. The gentleman nodded politely, so the poor man took it to eat, but in the end, he found a little mouse at the bottom of the bowl, just hairy, so that's it. The gentleman said to him, I was like this just now. 2. A man is carsick and keeps vomiting. Seeing that the bag was almost full, his friend went to look for the bag. When I came back, I found the whole car vomiting. He asked his friend what happened. The man replied, I thought the bag was almost full, so I drank another half. . . .