Jokes in Wulin

When the wine is the strongest and there is no trace of drunkenness, the wine is boring.

When life reaches its climax, there will be no surprises, and it will be meaningless to be a man. ...

When I was in the second grade of primary school, my grandmother opened a restaurant. I stole a bottle of beer, gulped it down, walked stagger all afternoon, and got a beating. At that time, I just felt that wine was really not a good thing. If it tastes bad, I will give it back to my head.

Until the anniversary of high school, I fell in love with a girl, and my first confession failed. My deskmate and I went to the restaurant at the school gate for dinner, then blew three bottles and vomited when we came out.

Wine is a magical thing, which can turn a handsome gentleman who looks mature and steady into a street rascal who is idle and foul-mouthed, and turn a shy and reserved girl into a careless heroine who talks to herself. It is not a psychedelic drug, but it can fascinate people; It's not an antidote, but it can instantly relieve people's pain. It is not only a poisonous snake and beast, but also a panacea. Sometimes you will rely on it, and sometimes you will spit on it.

Qiao Feng, written by Jin Yong, is an immortal among alcoholics. He can drink ten Jin of white wine in one breath, but most people can't drink him at all. If Duan Yu hadn't cheated with the stunt of Six Pulse Excalibur, he might not have made this friend at all.

However, this is not the peak of Qiao Feng's capacity for drinking. He stood in the middle of the crowd during the First World War of Shaoshi Mountain. In the face of the slander and siege of the powerful Wulin in the Central Plains, he did not fear or flinch. He said "bring wine" and drank it in front of thousands of people, leaving all his troubles behind. No matter how unfair the world is, I am unaware of it. Such lofty sentiments and strong righteousness cornered the so-called Jianghu bosses, and only Duan Yu and Xu Zhu dared to come forward. The young monk shouted, "Why don't you call me when you drink? No matter what rules and regulations, today's big brother is in class, please pay homage to my younger brother! " Seeing this, as a reader, even if he doesn't drink, he can only be infatuated and shout "damn, it's so cool!" "

Ling Huchong in the legendary swordsman is a heavy drinker. When he is happy, a pot of wine can make him make friends with heroes all over the world, and even hooligans like Tian Boguang are deeply admired; When he is sad, a pot of wine can make him cry her eyes out, and even the desire to live does not exist.

However, most of the characters in Jin Yong's novels are simply and rudely drunk, and once drunk, they pass. What really drinks is Gu Long. He loves wine so much that all his characters are addicted to it. The most obvious is Li Xunhuan, a lonely prodigal son who can't live without wine. Together with his good brother A Fei, he regards wine as a symbol of life.

Li Xunhuan was accompanied by troubles all his life. He was seriously ill, but he insisted on drinking, as if only wine was the best medicine to cure his physical and mental diseases. His wine is not only drinkable but also romantic. He paralyzes himself with wine, so that he doesn't think about Lin Shiyin, makes himself a good brother, Long Xiaoyun, and ignores the coldness in the Jianghu.

Teddy boy loves wine too, but he never drinks wine bought by others. He believes that you must buy your own wine, so that you can enjoy yourself. The only time A Fei gave up drinking was when he was bewitched by Lin Xianer and fell in love. He drinks ecstatic porridge every day, regards Lin Xianer as a goddess, regards everything in the world as nothingness, and only regards his love for Lin Xianer as the most real thing, so that even the sword doesn't know how to use it. Living is as sad as walking dead. Gu Long wrote the reality of teddy boy's abstinence into nothingness, and regarded the signal of teddy boy's drinking as a return to reality, just like a clearly sober person who was drunk, obviously drunk, and still awake.

From Li Xunhuan to Chu Liuxiang, from Chu Liuxiang to Lu Xiaofeng, and then to Shen Lang and little Shi Lang, all of them are accompanied by love and wine. He himself once said, "Actually, I don't like drinking very much. What I love is not the taste of wine, but my friends when I drink, and the atmosphere and fun after drinking. This kind of atmosphere can only be created by wine. " If you only treat wine as a drink, it's too superficial. People who say that wine tastes good are called alcoholics. Alcoholics usually only drink, so they don't even have money to buy alcohol. They are often expelled by the bartender, then become the laughing stock of the Jianghu, used by the villains, and finally betray their will and do something to drag out an ignoble existence.

Real drinkers are also chivalrous, and chivalrous people are always tragic. Because of carrying too many things, I have to take a road that I have to take. For example, Qiao Feng became Xiao Feng, and Yang Guo became the condor hero. Qiao Feng has no company most of the time, so she can only drink alone. Yang Guo has no one to accompany him, so he can only drink with Brother Diao.

In fact, the best state is the wine sword fairy in the legend of the fairy sword and the chivalrous man As the saying goes, "the imperial sword comes with the wind and exorcises evil spirits between heaven and earth." I am happy with wine, but I am upset without wine. " Ouyang Xiu also said that "the meaning of drunkenness is not in wine, but also between mountains and rivers". Li Bai is not only a poet, but also a Brewmaster. As the saying goes, "Li Bai has hundreds of poems about fighting wine, but he sleeps in Chang 'an Restaurant." There is only Brewmaster between heaven and earth. ""He died of alcoholism and was born Brewmaster ".

Anyone who drinks too much is guilty. Although he looks ugly, he is absolutely aboveboard and not afraid of exposure. Drinking was good for a while, but it was always good, and I was afraid that I would get drunk the next day, which made me feel uncomfortable.

When many people are in a bad mood, they will find one or two old friends and have a glass of black wine together. Since I can't figure it out and I can't guess it, it's better to put a layer of cloth on it and be insatiable. Since it's none of my business, get out.

Sometimes I see the world more clearly than those so-called "reasonable people".

It's hard to be confused, it's hard to be confused.