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Seeking the Ballad of Li Boqing's Song of Fire

The old man sang: Hello, firemen!

Needless to say: what is it?

The old man sang: We have a fire here-a fire.

Needless to say: what about the fire?

The old man sang: the fire is burning, the smoke is curling up, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.

Needless to say: no, where is the address?

The old man sang: My family lives in Erxian Bridge.

Needless to say: South Bridge or North Bridge?

The old man sang: no south, no north, just waist!

Needless to say: Are there any landmarks?

The old man sang: an old man bought fried dough sticks under the bridge and scared him away with a torch, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.

Needless to say: What are you talking about?

The old man sang: you still don't have to come, the funeral home's motorcade has arrived!