Ask for some cold jokes.

Ming Dow Jr.: "Kang, let me ask you something." A shark ate a mung bean. What did it become? 」

Kang said, "I don't know. What is the answer? 」

Xiao Ming said, "Hey! Hey! The answer is "green bean paste (mung bean shark)", you are stupid! 」

The teacher asked a classmate how to reduce white pollution.

Make the lunch box blue.

5. One person has a bad stomach. One day, he went to the Stomach Hospital to see a doctor and said to the doctor, "I pull everything I eat, eat watermelon and pull cucumber!" "

The doctor thought about it and said to him, "I think you have to eat shit!" " "

6. On the plane, a stewardess asked a little girl, "Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high?"

The little girl replied, "I know, because the stars will shine!" " "

7. There is a polar bear playing with a penguin. Penguins pull out his hair one by one. After pulling it out, he said to the polar bear, "It's so cold!" "When the polar bear heard this, he tore off his hair one by one and turned to the penguin and said," It's really cold! "

8. There is a loaf of bread. I was hungry when I walked, so I ate by myself.

9. Q: What do African cannibals eat?

A: people!

Q: Then one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat?

A: Eat vegetables! ~~

10. American: Have you ever seen a cup made of wood?

China: No!

American: Then why is the Chinese character "cup" beside the wooden character?

China people: Isn't there a word "no" next to the word "cup"? In other words, it is not made of wood.

1 1. Xiaobai+Xiaobai =?

White rabbits (two) ~!

12. Q: What happens when a fat man falls from 12?

fat person

(Happy piggy joke)