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Daily chat routines and love words for couples

1. Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes. 2. "You look like a relative of mine." "Whose relative?" "My mother's daughter-in-law." 3. What is the most important organ of the human body? It's the brain. Wrong, it’s the heart. You can't live without a brain. Aren't you living well? 4. I want to raise a pet. I don’t want to raise a cat or a dog. I just want to raise you. After all, raising pigs can make you rich. 5. Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? Where? Antarctica and North Pole? No, it’s a place without you. 6. It’s not easy for your parents. What’s the matter? It’s not easy to pull you up so much. In order to make it easier for your parents, I am willing to take over this burden from your parents. 7. “Do you want to raise a dog?” What kind of dog?" "The kind that's single." 8. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness. 9. You guessed which side my heart is on. "No, it's on your side." 10. I'm sure of everything I do, just one kiss from you. 11. Do you know why I set you up? Because my routine is only for you. 12. You must like me, otherwise why would you look like me? 13. When you are tired of being a girl, come be my wife. 14. You are so slippery. Are you Dove herself? 15. Man: "I did very poorly in the exam today." Woman: "Why." Man: "Because no matter what problem I encounter, my answer will always be you." Daily Chat Routines for Couples Love Words 2 1. "I must have eaten too much salt." "Huh?" "Why else would I miss you all the time~!" 2. "Your dad is a thief, right?" "Why?" " He stole the stars and used them as your eyes." 3. "Do you know where the coldest place in the world is?" "It's a place without you." 4. "You are a homebody." "No." "But you have always been in my heart and have never left." 5. "Can you play the role of a woodpecker?" "What do you mean?" "Take my face as a tree." 6. "Where are you from?" "Shanghai." "No, you are my sweetheart." 7. "Do you smell the burning smell?" "What do you mean?" "That's what my heart is saying. "You are burning" 8. "Someone has a crush on you." "In front of you." 9. "If you want to become beautiful, I will give you a recipe." "Do it." My girlfriend is good, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.” 10. “Are you tired?” “But you have been running around in my heart for a whole day.”