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Interesting summer vacation
It was a sunny Tuesday afternoon, and Grandpa Sun smiled and sprinkled his fiery red "Jin Jian" on the earth. The whole earth suddenly became a big stove. Under the leadership of the teacher, we rushed to the shrimp farm in the scorching sun. First, we saw an oval shrimp pond. This shrimp pond is like a piece of green jade. When a breeze blows, layers of ripples immediately appear on the water. It's beautiful. The uncle of the shrimp farm saw us "visiting", busy smiling, holding umbrellas, distributing bait and net bags ... The students sat in the ideal position with shrimp poles and stools, and the quiet shrimp pond suddenly became lively.
I took a shrimp fishing tool to a place where I thought it was easy to catch shrimp. I sat down and began to "work". I put the chicken heart on the shrimp hook and threw it into the water. Then I quietly waited for the shrimp to "patronize". About fifteen minutes later, the float fixed on the water jumped up and down several times, and my heart kept beating with the float. I held the shrimp pole tightly with both hands and pulled it up suddenly, but the bait I raised was gone, and even the shadow of the shrimp was gone. This guy is really cunning. I put on shrimp bait again and threw the shrimp hook into the water. After a while, the buoy jumped several times. This time, I'm not in a hurry. At this time, the buoy suddenly sank into the water. As soon as I saw the time was ripe, I suddenly lifted the pole. But who would have expected that the shrimp escaped with a trick of "golden cicada shelling" This time, I was so angry that I wanted to throw down the shrimp pole and stop fishing. It happened that the teacher came up to us and said, "Children, be patient in everything you do. This shrimp bite hook can be' tricky'! Drag the bait around first, and then drag it to a safe place to have a taste. Don't be impetuous. "
After listening to the "secret" spread by the teacher, I threw the shrimp hook down again. After a while, the shrimp was hooked. I slowly put the dying shrimp into the net. After winning the first battle, I threw the hook into the water again, waiting for the next "enemy" to attack. ...
Unconsciously, the day is approaching the zenith, and this seemingly simple thing that we return home with "trophies" tells us a truth: patience and perseverance are the "cornerstones" of our career, otherwise we will accomplish nothing.
This summer vacation, our family went to many interesting places to play. We went to 10 1 building, Yuemei Discovery Park, High-speed Rail Discovery Hall and other interesting places to play. The time when you feel happy always flies. This year's summer vacation is very happy, and the light that feels happy is always flying.
I remember our family went to Taipei 10 1 building this summer vacation. I can see Taipei before the elevator reaches the top floor. I feel like a giant. The house is like a dollhouse, the car is like a dollhouse, and people are as small as ants. I found it very interesting.
In addition, our family has the last moon eyebrow exploration paradise, which is so big! Let's play the Ferris wheel first.
Ferris wheel can go very high. Later, we went to play pirate ship, and the pirate ship swayed from side to side, which was very exciting. We also went to play an amusement facility that looked like a spinning coffee cup. This amusement facility is very interesting. If the handrail is not properly held, it will keep sliding around, which I find very interesting. We also played the Crown Swing, which was not very exciting. When it rotates, there is a slight wind blowing, which feels like blowing an electric fan, but it is natural.
This summer vacation, my family went to 10 1 building and Yuemei Discovery Park, and also visited the high-speed rail discovery tube. High-speed rail found that there are many things about high-speed rail in the pipe, such as movie appreciation, fishing games, high-speed rail games, why the shape of high-speed rail is tripod ... and other interesting facilities. I learned a lot in the high-speed rail discovery tube.
I think this summer vacation passed quickly, but this summer vacation I went to many places to play and gained a lot of knowledge in many places. I saw Taipei in Taipei 10 1 building and learned about high-speed rail in the high-speed rail exploration hall. School has started now, but I hope the next summer vacation will come soon, so that I can play everywhere.
I have always thought that bargaining is a vulgar thing. Whenever I go shopping, I always pretend to be rich. When I asked about the price, I paid it. Seeing the host's snickering eyes and sly smile, I knew that I had a lot of empty heads in my heart, but because I couldn't hold down this noble face and lofty students, I had to "swallow my pride" and "be slaughtered". So every month's pocket money was squeezed out.
Day after day, month after month. Suddenly one day, I felt it was unfair and really wronged to take advantage of others so quietly. Hey.
One day last month, my mother took me to the farmer's market to buy food. After all, this is the first time I have gone to the farmer's market to buy food by myself, so I am a little scared. But it's dad's order. You can't do it if you don't go. You have to bite the bullet.
When I first entered the farmer's market, my first feeling was: it's so clean here! In my impression, it shouldn't be like this here. The farmer's market should be a dirty and messy place, but here, every product is classified: vegetables, fruits, seafood and poultry.
"Boss, how much is this chicken?" The sound comes from poultry. An aunt said.
"Very cheap, 1 1.5 yuan a catty!" The stall owner said with a smile.
"What? 11.A kilo of 5 yuan is still cheap, a little cheaper! " Aunt said in surprise.
"My chicken is unusual. It's a pheasant on the mountain. It's delicious! The meat is delicious! " The stall owner tried to blow his chicken so well. "I usually sell 12.5 yuan a catty!" "
"I think 1 1 yuan is almost enough!" Aunt said.
"So ... 1 1 yuan is 1 1 yuan." The stall owner said helplessly.
In front of a fruit shop, a little girl is buying fruit.
"How much is this apple a catty?"
"3 yuan a catty, not expensive!" When the shopkeeper saw a customer coming, he quickly answered happily.
"Two dollars is too expensive, otherwise I won't buy it!" The little girl said.
"So ... 2.5 Jinyuan, this is the cheapest." The shopkeeper said reluctantly for fear of losing his business.
As soon as the voice fell, the little girl turned and left. But her eyes glanced at the shop from time to time. When the shopkeeper saw that there was no business, he quickly stopped the little girl: "Wait, 2 yuan is 2 yuan!"
The little girl turned and walked into the fruit shop again and bought apples.
This little girl is really good at buying cheap things in this way. The first time I bought food and went to the farmer's market, I was deeply impressed. The two men confirmed the saying that "wild prices, local counter-offer". I don't want to be beheaded again!
This is really new!
During the summer vacation, my mother took me fishing in the pond. A fence was built around the pond, and many green trees were planted outside the fence. There is an aisle where people can walk, and there are several birds singing in the sky, which makes me want to see what the pond looks like as soon as possible. When I entered the fence, we immediately started fishing. As soon as I fished, I caught two or three fish, and soon I caught a small bucket of fish and jumped around happily. After a while, I grabbed it with a jerk. Wow! A shrimp, this shrimp is silvery white, and its two beards stand high, as if to say, "Look at me!" " Suddenly, a white bird flew by. I asked my mother, "What kind of bird is this? "Mom said;" This is an egret. "A Line of Egrets Up to the Sky" is about egrets. "I asked," is the sky dead? "Mom smiled and replied," If you fly into the blue sky, how can you die? "I thought: I'm so funny, I can't even tell flying into the blue sky from dying, really! Later, we caught a lot of fish. Although the weather is very hot, we are still very happy. I think: next time I will ask my mother to take me fishing here.
I came to the outdoor swimming pool of the swimming pool for the first time. In the process of learning to swim, my mood is like a five-flavor bottle, full of ups and downs.
First of all, I choked on water.
Today is the first day. I dragged my feet into the water. Suddenly I felt like I was soaked in "ice", shivering with cold, and soon I got used to it. First of all, coach Li asked us to hold our breath. I used to spit in the water at one breath. Therefore, after only a few seconds underwater, I was out of breath, and the water flowed out of my eyes, nose, ears and mouth, which made me very embarrassed. Other companions burst into laughter.
Second, drink water.
Today is the eighth day. Many people have learned to swim, but I still can't. All I know is to hold the wall and squat my feet. When coach Li pulled my hand away from the pool wall and let me swim with my hands and feet, I sank into the water before I could swim. When my head surfaced again, I clearly knew that there was water in my mouth and more water in my stomach.
Third, success stories.
Today is the day before the exam. I was taken to the deep water area by coach Li. Before he let go, he said to me, "I'll let you go." If you want to breathe, swim. If you don't want to breathe, just hold your breath underwater and don't jump. If you grab the lane line or walk there, you have to drink water. " Then I let go. I was forced and scared, so I had to swim hard because I thought: I don't want to drink any more water. My body will gradually float, and I am very happy. My hand suddenly touched something hard, and I looked up. Ah, it's the wall! I can swim five to eight meters by going back and forth like this several times. Li carried me to the shallow water again and let me swim for ten meters before I was free. I immediately swam desperately on a whim. I swam eight meters for the first time. Wow! The second time, I only swam three meters. The third time, I pulled myself together and got up the courage to swim to ten meters in one breath. I won!
Fourth, the failure record
Today is the day of the exam, and I am muddling along in the water. Li shouted, "Get ready to go!" I tried to swim forward, but something unexpected happened. Something soft and Mao Mao got into my nostrils, and I really wanted to sneeze. So I looked up and sneezed, but it was too long and my feet touched the ground. The coach asked me to swim again, and the result was still the same. I was really disappointed that I didn't get the exam.
Although I failed, I was only one step away from success, and I was not discouraged. Looking at the tanned skin, I am still full of confidence. I firmly believe that through hard work, the swimming exam will be successful.
There are so many interesting things this summer vacation. For example, I won the third prize, the second prize of composition, the second prize of mathematics and so on. But what makes me most happy this summer vacation is not the problem of not winning the lottery, but the thing of going to my grandmother's house to play. Why do you say that? Listen to me. Before the summer vacation, my parents told me that I could go to my grandmother's house during the summer vacation. I'm so happy! Just like a pie falling from the sky, although I know it is impossible to drop a pie from the sky, my mood at the moment should be expressed in this sentence! I waited at home silently for such a day to go to my grandmother's house. Finally, God paid off, and I finally looked forward to such a day. The day before I went to my grandmother's house, my mother took me to the supermarket. I took a basket to pick something. I picked things and finally packed a bag of things. Then my mother and I paid the bill and left happily. The next morning, I got up early and saw that the sun was still shining and rising slowly, and suddenly an idea came to my mind if the sun rose in the west. While I was dreaming, my mother woke me up. It turns out that my mother got up earlier than me. I put on my clothes and pants and ran downstairs as fast as I could. What happened? My family got up earlier than me, but I immediately realized that my face had not been washed. I washed my face as quickly as possible, had a good breakfast, and then asked my father if you would take me or my grandmother and I would go by car. Father asked, "What are you talking about?" Maybe I still have porridge in my mouth. Every time my father listens clearly, I will answer the question again. This time, dad listened carefully and said in a positive tone, "of course I will send you." So our happy journey began, talking and laughing all the way, so happy! Maybe it's sunny today, so we are in a good mood. When I arrived at my grandmother's house, my father left, and my grandmother was so busy that I couldn't cook lunch at all. Maybe my grandmother doesn't know what time it is. Fortunately, I brought a few barrels of instant noodles, and I thought it was better to make do with it than nothing. I had a good time at my grandmother's house for the first few days, but the next few days seemed to be a few years later, but I couldn't bear to leave, so the happy trip came to a successful conclusion.
One day, it was sunny and sunny, and I went to play in the vegetable field with some friends. As soon as I entered the vegetable field, I saw tall poplars growing on both sides of the road, and green vegetables were planted in the field, including potatoes, cabbage, carrots and so on.
We play games under a tall poplar tree. Suddenly, a "black thing" flew into the little friend's neck. He felt itchy, touched his neck, took out a black bug and shouted, "I caught a longicorn!" " Oh! So this black thing is longicorn. It has a pair of long tentacles, two thorns on its neck and yellow dots on its back.
I remember my grandfather told me that longicorn beetle, longicorn beetle, is a pest. It lives on poplar trees and lives by sucking the sap of trees. So I said to my little friend, "longicorn beetles are pests." Let's catch them and play. " I got a bamboo pole and found a longicorn, so I pulled it out with a bamboo pole and fell from the tree. After a while, each of us caught one. I suggested: Who are we faster than the longicorn? Let's name the longicorn and start the game. My longicorn is called "General Blackhead". At first, "General Blackhead" was far ahead. After a while, the obvious "Big Marshal" slowly caught up from behind and gradually approached my "Blackhead General". I tried my best to cheer for it. It seems to have understood my words, gradually accelerated its speed, left another longicorn behind and won the championship. I am very happy.
The longicorn competition is really interesting!
Last summer vacation, my parents and I made an appointment to hold a "family quiz".
The summer vacation is coming. On the day of the competition, I first learned the appearance of the host on TV, walked onto the stage, cleared my throat and said, "Now, I declare that the family intelligence competition has officially begun. First of all, we ask red mother to answer the question: what is classical Chinese? Please give an example. " After hearing this, my mother thought for a while and said, "Classical Chinese refers to a poem with characters, feelings and sense. For example, the ancient narrative poem "Learning Games" tells us that we should concentrate on studying or doing anything, otherwise we will accomplish nothing. " I can't help clapping my hands and saying, "That's right, the red edge adds ten points." After that, he turned and wrote "Jia 10" on the blackboard. "We asked Dad Lan to ask a question: Two geese were put in the refrigerator at the same time. An hour later, one died and the other was still alive. Why? " "Well, well ..." Seeing that my father couldn't answer, I revealed the answer: "Because that goose is not an ordinary goose, it is the owner of the Antarctic-penguin, so I gave Blue ten points less! The following is a joke contest. No matter what jokes you tell, as long as you make your mother-in-law happy, you can get extra points! " As soon as the voice fell, my mother raised her hand and said, "Once upon a time, there was a king of jokes. Once, he broke into a house by mistake and was caught. When the man heard him say that he was a famous joke king, he asked him to say a word to make him laugh. The joke king said a fart word without thinking, but the man didn't understand what it meant. The king of jokes said,' It's up to you to let it go or not. "I heard that, I couldn't help laughing, even my mother's opponent, Dad, laughed. ...
Finally, my mother won 20 points. This "quiz" is really interesting. It not only enriches our knowledge of Chinese, but also tests our intelligence and adds endless fun to our family.
In the long summer vacation, there is infinite happiness. Now, let me tell you an interesting story about summer vacation.
One day, I stayed at home and felt very puzzled. Suddenly, I had a brainwave and thought of a good idea. Is to play nose-to-nose with my sister. I told my sister what I thought, and she readily agreed.
I first drew a clown doll with no nose on the blackboard. My sister found a magnet instead of a nose. I started sticking to my nose. My sister first covered my eyes with a piece of cloth. I walked slowly to the blackboard, touched it left and right, and found a place to put my nose. At this moment, my sister smiled. I pulled off the cloth and saw that the clown doll not only had no nose, but also had a mole on its mouth. My sister proudly said, "Look at me." I saw my sister hurried to the blackboard and found a place to set her nose. I couldn't help laughing when I saw it. Sister quickly took off her cloth and smiled. It turned out that Eva the clown not only didn't have a nose, but turned into a cyclops. The clown baby seems to be particularly angry.
At this time, my father heard the laughter and came over and asked, "What's so funny? Tell me about it. " My sister and I winked, walked up to my father, blindfolded him and stuffed my nose into his hand. Dad understood what we meant, slowly approached the blackboard, found the right position and lowered his nose. "The clown baby has a nose!" We cheered.
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