Funny jokes of swearing in Chongqing dialect (2)

Your baby has no cover and lacks love since he was a child. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but you are Harper's second generation.

You look very creative and have a lot of courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention, but God has a little temper.

You waste air alive, waste land when you die, and waste RMB when you dig B.

How can we set off the beauty of the world without you?

You watch your dick die and your dog turn over, you fuck 33.

Your whole mother's name is Kuang Yun. You can also be called mine. Your mother is playing truant and your father is a miner.

You are also called dancing in the clouds. You might as well be called a street mouse.

You copied what I wrote You're a little corny.

Your words are harmless. After reading Sanmao's wandering story with five big coins, I was quite satisfied at the end of the day.

You have nothing to do, drink a little wine, and then follow the country road, dog steps, sad hair style.

You drag Baolong to surf the Internet in an Internet cafe and send a video to another person. The stationmaster said there was a firewall, so you couldn't afford it. As long as you talk, you will be angry with the stationmaster. Where is the firewall? I want to force him to grow old. I want to meet someone, you turtle skull. Wave a cold JB.

You are uglier than a ghost, and you are paralyzed when you dress up.

You say that height is your advantage and ugliness is your sign. Why do you talk like a baby and your wisdom is weak?

Your family is poor, transportation basically depends on walking, communication basically depends on shouting warmth, and public security basically depends on dogs.

You have a piece of chalk in your left hand and a brush in your right hand to curl your mother's hair. You said it was too long.

You said your family was poor. You said you took a PHS. You stand in the wind and rain and change your left hand for your right. You still can't go through with your right hand. The mouse went to your house, wrapped its eyes and left water.

Sesame cake, fried dough sticks, steamed bread, twist. I think you are like a pure Dutch fool.

Why do you always make mistakes and show off too much, or don't wear underwear at all?

The sky is above, the ground is below and the air is in the middle. When I'm dead, I'll ask 500 sticks to sing for your mother.

It's your pleasure to decide you. Give your mother a lesson to remember. Don't disturb the atmosphere here.

Say the baby's skull has no brain, and you say it's soot shaken by another skull.

Article 2:

I would rather be poor all my life than a fart reptile.

A farewell dinner, no food to eat whole grains.

You don't have to be good at cooking, but the fire color is good.

The two skins on your mouth move as you speak.

Get rich and never meet again, and have a happy reunion.

Go out to see the sky, go in to see the face.

You play hooligans with him, and he tells you about the legal system;

You talk to him about the legal system, and he talks to you about politics ... governing the country;

You talk to him about politics, and he talks to you about national conditions;

It's embarrassing to fly a plane, rub hands and ride a motorcycle.

Say you are a melon, you are a melon, get up in the middle of the night to sweep the dam, don't be a bitch, you call mom.

Sue, tell me, fire, master eats wine, you eat urine, master flies, and you take garbage.

Run, horse skeleton.

According to the report, generals and officers must wear pants, pick up a big piece of cloth and sew on crotch pants.

God, your father, your grandparents are not purple buds. ...

Small eyes, blowing shit, sitting on a high bench.

250 3600 fart (inside) with butter.

You get the ball and dip the sparrow in soy sauce.

Cockroaches, semi-plants with declining vitality,

A stinking garbage man, the source of the term "spit",

Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, the strongest waste in human history,

The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, the brainless creature that can think,

The scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of humiliated ancestors,

Humus deposited for thousands of years, primitive species that scientists dare not study,

10 times the concentration of sedimentary raw oil, disfigured Uncle McDonald,

Damn guy like you:

You grandmothers, with your pointy feet and transportation, you can't escape.

You talk to him about national conditions, and he talks to you about integration;

You talk to him about integration, and he talks to you about culture;

You talk to him about culture, and he talks to you about Confucius:

You tell him about Confucius, and he tells you about Laozi;

You tell him Lao Tzu, and he will pretend to be your grandson!

With a face like a pig, my heart lit up.

Wearing a hat and wearing it obliquely is not a good thing to grow up.

How many bowls should I eat in a meal?

Sichuanese are relatives of bamboo roots, and the old table is not clear.

Winter melon flower, pumpkin flowers, people don't praise themselves.

Look at you. Wow, I know you are crazy about melons.

Say you treasure, you treasure, get up in the middle of the night and run to the toilet.

Say you are stupid, you are not stupid, and you know how to make money.

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