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As long as you are a student of Xiaogan College, please forward and support the school! ! The school is in a difficult period ... this is a student of Xiaogan College. Last night, he watched a CCTV focus interview "Xiaogan College Employment Rate Falsification", and he talked about it!

In the middle of the night, students discussed that our school was going to be famous, and they were at a loss, but what they felt was definitely not a good name. Therefore, after reading Focus Interview, the first sentence made me uncomfortable. "Some unknown universities" (I have never heard anyone tell the truth so harshly) and "second-rate universities in third-tier cities" are full of disdain between the lines. Look at those four 2B's over there. It's still awesome if they can't find a job, right?

The following article is about a student who studies long hair. I don't know if he is a senior or a senior. Very Japanese!

I worked overtime last night and got soaked when I got home. I finally climbed to the seventh floor. As soon as I entered the house, my sister said excitedly, come on, come on, you Xiaogan College. I didn't know it was a negative until I saw it. The content is that students from four conservatories of music broke the news to the focus interview, and the school gave the graduation certificate without paying the employment certificate. First of all, the school has problems in this regard. However, you don't have to be a pig to get a work permit. The work permit is not run by one of our schools. The root cause is not in school. The education department gives the employment rate index to colleges and universities every year, so many schools use employment certificates to ensure the employment rate figures in order to complete their tasks. The school did something wrong, so let's be objective. But every year, the school really spends a lot of time on our employment problem, and the directors of various departments use their own relationships. However, after graduation, the actual employment rate of students is actually higher than that of employment certificates. Except for the postgraduate entrance examination and the examination of civil servants, they are basically employed. As a result, those music students said that the employment rate in their class was less than 10%. That figure may be true, but it is difficult for the music department to find a job, but if you are good enough, you will find a job, won't you?

Let's talk about focus interviews. In the past, when the focus interview was negative, the investigation and evidence collection was more comprehensive and convincing. However, in this report, the reporter did not make a comprehensive investigation, but only interviewed the student who broke the news and interviewed several friends of the student by telephone. Because there is only one employment rate 10%, it is easy to mislead that the employment rate in our school is only 10%. Why not investigate other departments, but just choose the conservatory with a low employment rate? As a reporter, I feel ashamed. There is nothing wrong with exposing the ugly side of society, but once a reporter puts his personal preconceived impression and supervisor's assumption into the process of interview and writing, the significance of doing so and doing this report will be greatly reduced. I worked in the media. I know that journalists are not as lofty as I thought, and journalists have to eat. However, if I do something that will help my reputation and interests under the guise of justice, I can't agree. And as a media like CCTV and an authoritative column like Focus Interview, I will seriously doubt the authority of Focus Interview in the future.

Since yesterday, many students have been fighting for the school. Take our class as an example, except for the postgraduate entrance examination and the examination of civil servants, everyone else has found jobs. Because we also know that we are an "unknown university", just like my former sister said, but because of this, we are not as picky about our work as students in "famous universities", so the employment rate is still very high. There are only a few professional counterparts.

In a word, it is shameful to put his alma mater on the forefront. It is an obvious fact that four big men want to hype themselves when they can't find jobs. I am deeply disappointed that the reporter's incomplete investigation will mislead the audience.

After this incident, I feel the deepest feeling is one sentence: where is my alma mater? Is to scold yourself ten times a day, and never let anyone scold me. I know part of the report is true, but not all of it. But from the emotional level, I am very disgusted with the wretched man who betrayed the school for glory. Undeniably, we have complained about some practices of the school and buried them, but from the utilitarian point of view, the school also has its own difficulties and certain interests. What can we do under pressure? Who likes to fake everything? Besides, there's nothing wrong with urging everyone to get jobs, right? Everyone knows what other schools are doing, right? If we are "employed", we should try our best to find jobs. What about you? What do you think is the advantage of this? Can you really get a job by discrediting the school? Still have a sense of social responsibility? Don't you seem worried about your country and people? Besides, why don't you expose those so-called "well-known" universities, find out what our own "unknown" is doing, and let everyone see which monkey you killed this chicken. I can only say that I admire your courage and dare to use such a rigorous program as Focus Interview. Do you really expect the broadcast effect of the program to bring you a few dog bones, so naive that you can't even tell half a cup of leftovers? With this time and energy, it is better to run more companies and submit more resumes. I hope this is just my wishful thinking. If your goal is really hype, the means are not as noble as Xifeng's. People use themselves the most, and you use your alma mater.

Yes, to be honest, our alma mater is unknown, because it is unknown, so we know that we should redouble our efforts to make up for the gap with others; Our alma mater is not well-known, so we know to put down our posture, survive first and then develop; Our alma mater is unknown, so we have a good wish that it will be famous for us one day; Our alma mater is unknown, but it is our alma mater!

When you push the reason to the outside world, first look at what people on the same starting line with you are doing and think about what you really should do. I admire those brave people who dare to tell the truth and expose it, but obviously they don't include those four children's shoes of a campus band. They are doing hype in the name of disclosure.

Finally, thanks to CCTV, let's revisit the beautiful campus together.

The following is my personal opinion. I think the reporter in Focus is full of disdain for the school between the lines. I want to ask, which high school did he graduate from? Full of insults to the school. As a CCTV reporter, you should be more responsible for your words and deeds. We so-called second-rate schools also send thousands of talents to the society every year. Although we are not as good as first-class universities, we have the value of our existence, because not everyone can have the opportunity to go to first-class universities. Without us, green leaves, where can we show dazzling red flowers? Several students in the music department in the film, I want to ask you more, is it the school's fault that you can't find a job? If it's the school's fault, what responsibility should society bear, Hiccup? You don't work hard at school, don't look for reasons from yourself, blame teachers and schools when you can't find a job after graduation, and expose the employment rate of schools. I dare ask your conscience. What's the intention? Do you want to take this opportunity to become famous? I tell you, people with bad character will be cast aside wherever they go. What I want to say is that almost every school will have this problem, not just Xiaogan College. On the other hand, what makes schools cheat for the employment rate? Above us is the Provincial Department of Education, above us is the Ministry of Education, above us is the Ministry of Education, above us is the national higher education system ... As a Xiaogan college student, I think our school is not as good as the first-class university, but the teachers are conscientious and educate the students to be adults, and we pass on all the knowledge to you. I hope you can do your duty and make some contributions to society in the future. I am deeply saddened that CCTV reporters insulted our school. Although our school is not a first-class institution and has many shortcomings, we will try our best to make it better and better. On behalf of more than 0/0000 teachers and students in the whole hospital, I urge the society to give the school due respect. Because at this moment, many people who care about and love our school are watching us. Of course, at the same time, some people are watching jokes, cynicism and gloating in our school. Then, I hereby call on all the staff of Xiaogan College to unite and lend a helping hand to cheer for the school when it is in the most difficult time and when it needs support most! ! We never regret being a member of Xiaogan College, and we will always support you ... Come on! ! ! ! ! ! Please forward this article to everyone in Xiaogan College ... Thank you for your support to Xiaogan College. ...