Please recommend a cool and humorous Cantonese QQ signature (others can do it).

Please recommend a cool and humorous Cantonese QQ signature (others can do it) 1. The middle boundary is the fastest.

2. If you die, I will turn to real estate enterprises.

3. It's not that the dragon didn't cross the river, and it's not that the pork chop wasn't edited.

4. Procrastinate on food and twist the other side.

5. Men don't roll unless they have no money; Men are neither salty nor wet, and the chicken sinus is full of grains.

6. point a pot, point a lid, and you have to have sex at leisure

7. Ten mosquitoes and three, drinking * * *

8. Whether a couple is good or bad depends on communication and care.

9. I don't care about waves, I only care about gynecology.

10. 10 There are three mosquitoes, and the bigger they are.

1 1.d female ghost rope, stripes are super evil.

12. The essence of stickers is more popular than Andy Lau.

13. Buy early and enjoy early, buy late and get more discounts.

14. Even if you look down on me, I want to blow you to death.

15. The most important thing is to seduce women * *

16. Women don't roll, men don't care.

17. You have your hard work and I have my profligacy.

18. Even if we can't talk about love in the future, why not go camping with him?

19. You are sweet to the distance and meaningless to you.

20. Sit and bury one if you are stupid, and bury a pile if you are high-spirited.

2 1. I have a job, and the fruit is called Yin Gong.

22. Brothers are like brothers, but their wives are separated.

23. It is better to drink tea than to hit people and dance cha-cha.

24. You are as precious as a pearl, and you are as salty as grass.

25. Failure is making a fool of yourself.

26. Weird and conceited, saving people's hearts.

27. Marriage is the grave of love, but the love of marriage has no good end.

28. Nothing is difficult, as long as you are willing to work hard.

29. People die easily without being willing, but with Li Zhen, they die easily.

30. 10 male, 9 rolls, 10 male, 5 rolls.

3 1. You don't know your luck if you don't gamble, and you don't know your health if you don't roll.

32. Money is not a problem, but money.

33. Leave a leg now, and it will be fine later.

Don't challenge my brick with your pig head.

35. Brothers can stab twice, and women can stab twice.

36. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

37. When you fight, your bike becomes a motorcycle. When you fight again, your motorcycle becomes a rice shell.

I can't make you happy, but I can definitely make you comfortable.

39. Win a candy and lose a factory.

40. If there are too many mistresses, the wife will not have a fixed enterprise; When the wife is double-plum, the mistress is disappointed.

4 1. Men become bad as soon as they get rich, and women become rich as soon as they get bad.

42. You are obsessed with the distance, but you are obsessed with the left line.

43. Don't worry, the most important thing is to worry.

44. Die eight males and sell lemons; Bitch, selling pineapples

45. It will be tied soon, so wait until next week.

46. You eat more window frames.

47. Eyes are big and dull, nose is big and vacuum, and mouth is big and dying.

48. A string of time, a string of gold, and another string of gold for others.

49. Pride, bury your head in the wall

50. If you are depressed, grab the bamboo.

5 1. The fat woman was covered with fat, and the shit suddenly jumped to half.

I won't let you blind the fire pit, but I will meet you and bury my eyes.

53. I am afraid of death and want to be a bandit.

Please leave a message when you leave so that we can meet again later.

1. What does Di Yun fear most? -Meiyuan Facai (no drama)

2. What is the killer's favorite shower? -Killer

3. Daming raises Xiaoming, and Gansu raises Daming? -Dogs (I've heard a lot about Daming)

4. Will animals grow taller all their lives? -Guiling Ointment

You won the first place in the exam. What's your name? -Name of the person in charge

6. Teacher Wang teaches all-cream buns, teacher Chen teaches all-lotus buns, and baa baa teaches all-barbecued buns? -called grinding (called grinding barbecued pork buns)

7. if the watch is dead, it needs to be replaced ... the watch will automatically add D power back. What's the name of the watch? -Pull back the table

8. Does the pig line have 1 feet? -Zhen Baozhu

9. Is the pig lame? -pearls

10. baa pigs are the cleanest? bellevue, nebraska

1 1. McDull bathed himself and evaluated the name of a modern literary writer-Zhu Ziqing (Zhu Ziqing)

12. Congratulations on getting rich. Estimate the name of a country-Belgium (Billy is)

13. The dwarf stole Snow White to take a bath and probably drank a 7-up.

14. Baa porridge is the saltiest and wettest? -and the first porridge (and the bottom porridge)

15. Can you type? -Bananas (don't hit yourself-don't type)

16. baa fruit is the easiest to grow? Banana (trick)

17. What is the worst hedging? Banana (unstable)

18. Baa hair is the most common-normal.

19. Is the stove the most smelly? -toaster (manure stove)

20. What is the stupidest thing to rob a shirt in a public place? -Handrails (hard to dry)

2 1. baa animals like to have sex with prostitutes? -Shrimp (shrimp dumplings)

22. What is the most handsome computer keyboard edge button? F4 (F4 ..., Vic Zhou, VanNess Wu,)

23. What is the favorite smell of underwear for animals? -Leopard print (Leopard print smells underwear)

24. Does food talk big? -Xuefang Cake (Sleeping Cake)

25. Can I wish people a long life? -honeydew melon (no melon)

26. Should we ignore it? physics

27. Explain that there are Tokyo, Nanjing and Beijing in the world, but Xijing? -Because the Western Classics is better than Tang Sanzang.

28. Students are most afraid of eating fish? -East Star Point (not promoted)

29. Daxiong did something wrong and made her kneel for three hours. At this time, did the magic weapon jingle bells help Nobita? Automatic kneeling machine

Do you hate Africans? -Black people hate it

3 1. There is a famous brand store that offers a 10% discount. A woman went to the left to sweep the goods, but died on the left after buying Lebanese goods. What is the explanation? Gore

32. Explain that both Ma Xiao and Xiaoya believe in small rivers? -Yama Shinho.

33. Apple juice tastes like apple, orange juice tastes like orange juice, and Yakult tastes like baa? -You drank Zuo Wei today.

34. Do you want to talk to crab roe when you see him? -"You don't play the role of drying crabs."

35. Little white plus little white equals baa? -Little White Rabbit (Little White Drag)

36. Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei went to the cinema to see a movie. Later Zhao Yun came, but the tickets were sold out. Why did Zhao Yun finally go to the movies? -About Zhang Fei, Liu Bei and Zhao Yun. (Guan Yu and Zhang Fei left it to Zhao Yun)

37. Aladdin has three brothers. What are their names? -Ala A，Ala B，Ala C (A，B，D)

What is the most common surname of fat people in 38.HK? -Death (fatso)

39. What is the biggest disaster relief for a senior official? -Fan Luo Jiaofen ("Jiaofan")

40. Can apes, waste paper and pencils be connected by baa? Ballpoint pen (Ape pen and paper)

How to solve the problem of 4 1. Superman 3? -Because "S" is written in paragraph 3.

42.A, B, C, D, E and F, which are the most difficult to teach? -e and C (Islam)

43. Which side is the slowest from snake A to snake Z? -Snake C (Yu Shiman's "Snake C Slow")

44. Can you learn anything from the wild? -Library (dictionary)

45. There are 26 English letters in English. When e and t turn left, how many lowercase English letters will there be? -2 1 (ET turns left by UFO)

46.minna no tabo is wearing red lipstick, and it is estimated that there is a new English word-direction (big red lips).

47. 1- 10, which number is the laziest on one side and the most diligent on the other? -The laziest department is "1" and the most diligent department is "2".

48. When is six minus two equal to zero? -When doing the six karma gestures.

49. Amin took Ah to rob a bank, but Ah fled. But police d didn't chase Amin when chasing fruit, they all chased Ashan. What's the solution? -Himalayas (at least Ra 'a)

50. Flower shops sell flowers, electrical stores sell electrical appliances, and Gan Churches sell them. -Oh, my God

5 1. Doraemon, can a cold be transmitted before the next cold? -Nobita (Nobita)

52. Mung beans hit the column and turn left. -Red beans (they bleed until they turn red)

53. Mung beans hit ghosts and turn left? -Green beans (he turns blue with fear)

54. Sharks eat leftover mung beans, and sharks turn left? -Mung bean sauce

55. When the banana is ripe, it falls to the left and becomes the left. -eggplant (because a banana falls to the left and turns purple)

56. After a day on the left, have you changed again? -Banana (dispelling blood stasis on the left side)

57. What is the highest line of Baano? -Unparalleled cream (high)

58. Is it better to do the first question? -Strong Cream (High)

59. Will NDS be better than PSP? -Because NDS can bend machines.

60. Can PSP beat NDS again? -Because PSP can bend machines.

61."abbabababbabbabbababba" (guess a greeting from the sentence)-long time no see (c)

62. Pineapple is orange and Shiro is green? -Kay Louro.

63. Conan's illness is left. Is there any discussion? -Detective (Detective Conan)

64. An ant has six feet. Can you explain the four footprints he left in the dog shit? -there are two hands with their noses crossed.

65. America is a thin man? - USB

66. Left Q and right Q used to live together, but later right Q moved to the left. What happened? (guess four words)-block (left) q and live in the sun.

67. How about the big white rabbit brand kissing a hundred honey rabbits? -not even a d.

68. Dogs bark and cats meow, but do they purr? -Yang Guo (called "Auntie" every day)

69. What does bin Laden want to blow up most? Potato? Sweet potato? French fries? -George Bush (Potato)

70.a gentleman takes an iron to the Water Affairs Bureau, B gentleman drives to the park, and C gentleman wears a tall hat and sits in prison. what do you want to do? -Insist on monopoly.

7 1. It means that Xiaoming was beaten by others and his grandmother could not save him. -I don't even know when I hit my grandmother.

72. How can an ant get from Hong Kong to the United States without driving 1 min? -Line above the map

73. Deng Lixin loves each other very much and is full of energy? -Smurfs (Smurfs are very eager to play and laugh. It's killing me)

74. Donggua produced in Guangdong, pumpkin produced in Guangnan, watermelon produced in Guangxi and Guang Bei? -Voice (no talking loudly)

75. Does Eason Chan like it? -Eason Chan likes nostalgia, but he doesn't like nostalgia (I never loved you, but I like to miss Eason Chan-Mianmian).

76. Playing with glass and stepping on a tightrope in a coffee cup. Will the coffee cup fall from side to side? -The coffee cup is unstable (twins-fall off the shelf)

77. Does your father lean sideways in winter? -Doraemon (theme song of Doraemon in Japanese)

78. Is it the 1980s when rice, oil and salt are abundant? -Oil (not cookies-from the 1980s-impatient people)

79. If the lion is too tired to walk four steps faster, the tiger is too tired to walk three steps faster, and the wild one is too tired to walk two steps faster? -God of Wealth (from George Lam).

80. Football is called Zu, volleyball is called Pai, basketball is called Lan, and judo is called Bae? -Judo is called "Christmas" (Christmas Festival and Christmas Festival and Christmas Song)

8 1. Is the human heart a color rack? -Yellow ("yellow" in panic)

82. What is grandpa's son? -Coconut (grandfather)

83. Guess a cup of 96. -Milk shakes (nine cups, six cups)

84. Guess a 2.4.6.8.10 food. -lotus root (even number is also called even number, and the number of the topic is continuous even number)

85. There was a man named Jiji who knew three new friends. What's his name? Suicide (suicide attack)

86. Can you freeze it with snow? -Secrets (secrets that can't be "told")

87. Why not "SOR" this pig? -"Unspeakable Secrets (Read in Mandarin)"

88. A man dismantled a toilet on the left plane and left. -because he is infatuated.

89. A woman died for no reason. -Because Bi Yanyan DUM left the toilet and' chose' to die.

90. Why don't fireworks hit the stars in the sky? -The star system will "blink"

9 1. Why do blacks like white chocolate? -Afraid of biting your fingers.

92. A thousand years ago was the past, and what was a thousand years later-now (a thousand years ago and a thousand years later).

93. There are three kinds of animals in the Olympic triple jump. They are monkeys, dogs and kangaroos. Who do you think will win? Monkey, because the triple jump must take off on one foot, neither of the other two animals knows how to jump on one foot.

94. Have you ever eaten old shit? -Eat two old things

95. Aaron Kwok sings baa songs? Sing "This Song"; Singing in China? -"Singing" RMB

96. What is the rural boundary of the Multilateral Investment Guarantee Agency? -Fish (Land of Fish and Rice)

97. Who has a crush on the Micah? Cooking (rice-free cooking)

98. What is the name system of MIGA? -Mouse (Mickey Mouse)

99. Is Amy Diejia's own daughter? -Miga's real father is the sea (flower of the sea)

100. baa, what is the best animal? Sheep (croak-baa)

"Don't make teng, no problem! 』

"There is no absolute, only have no idea! 』

"O ~ sell ~ cut"

"Dangerous woman! 』

"If others don't know, that's too low! 』

"Four words: What do you care? 』

"Levi and gen didn't discuss! 』

"What d &；; Jiertengwen! 』

Split, connect, insert, smash, smash! 』

"Whatever, there is no secret! 』

"Mia! 』

"Well, please call me Sir, and call me Agent Mo! 』

"The bigger, the more tin! 』

"Sword romantic, big sword obscene! 』

"A perfect * * * must be like a * * *! 』

"I set up a left game, I set up you! 』

"Crispy vs ice velvet milk tea! 』

"I don't believe that curses can kill people unless you tell the same person at close range for three days and three nights: you won't die if many people die." ...

Many people are dead, but you don't want to die! 』

"What is the essence of selling insurance? It's a daily conversation with people: Sheng, will you die if you listen to the sun? Will you die the day after tomorrow? , you

Ah, dad may be dead again? ! Come on, d, buy insurance! 』

"The real Buddha has fire! 』

"Do a good deed every day and kill one person every day! 』

"Men fight women, women fight big! 』

"Ah aunts oral liquid! 』

"Your brain is calcium deficient! 』

"Teacher's milk, please comfort the dead ... no, miss! 』

"Huang Xiaohua! 』

"Have a goal, ask! 』

"Shovel the grass and hit the snake!" (startle the snake)

"Life dumbbell! You have dumbbells! 』

"Ask the world what makes me want to die! さ(jam jam)

"I believe that justice will win! 』

"You melon I don't melon waterfall!" (Li Huihui)

"D woman, you are too young, so annoying! 』

"I don't care if you are a traitor, I only care if you pay the bill!" (Li Huihui)

"What do you want to cook? Is it hot? 』

Personality qq signature. Humorous qq signature. Funny qq signature. Cool qq signature. One for each person! Thanks to Japan, don't think you can be arrogant with Altman.

Why does the body cool after death? The classic answer is that peace of mind is naturally cool.

You look really good when you make a mask, even better than a real person.

Sad signature: When doing Tai Chi exercises for the elderly, I might as well hurry to the disco for the elderly.

There's something I've been keeping from you. Actually, I'm Altman.

You don't know my length and I don't know your depth. Give it a try.

Sometimes, reference books are more popular than money.

Don't steal my house, because once a mouse went in and came out crying.

It's no use despising me again. I don't live for you.

Men and women can only get to know each other through in-depth investigation.

It's not terrible for a woman to have a flat chest. The terrible thing is that she has no culture.

Accustomed to people who are uglier than themselves go shopping, which is my shopping standard.

If tomorrow is the end of the world, I hope to find a beautiful woman to go with me.

I don't understand why I surf the Internet. I've been looking for reasons online.

Salary, dear, I really can't live without you.

If I don't consider the neck above, I'm still a handsome boy.

I know a very good child, who is called someone else's child.

Why are ancient things called cultural relics, but now ordinary people use them as waste?

You wait for me! But I waited for many years and didn't wait.

Dude, tell me what makes you unhappy and make everyone happy.

You are what we call a "well", because you are two anyway.

Changing a beautiful cup is just to increase my desire to drink water.

Don't think that taking a leaf is IP Man.

You are a piece of tea, no matter how good it is, it will eventually fall into tragedy.

If one day I go down before you, don't worry, I will come up to save you.

My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.

Dude, the earth is not your undecided place. You'd better hurry to Mars.

You are sleepy when you are full, and hungry when you wake up. It is difficult to succeed.

Poverty means poverty, and poverty means poverty. If you are both poor, it's over.

When vows become a test, feelings are only perfunctory.

Secret love is like a pantomime. It would be a tragedy if it were said.

Mr. Mosquito, can you be gentle? Your bite hurts.

I write your name on the soles of my shoes and stomp a few feet every day when I have time.

It is good to buy insurance. You don't have to look at any traffic lights when you walk.

If you bully me again, I will curse you and be my son in the next life.

What kind of razor is this? My hands went numb before I finished shaving.

Give me a fulcrum. I can pry up an earth. What can I do with toothpicks?

There is a limit to my patience. Don't take it as the root of your procrastination.

Don't you dare make me cuckold, believe it or not, I'll make your whole family wear white hats.

A woman looking for a husband must be ugly, which will affect her appetite and lose weight.

One person's homework is wrong, and the whole class is wrong as a result.

Nothing is free these days, even the air costs money, such as a bag of potato chips.

Nine out of ten men are bad, and the other one is not bad but abnormal.

Guagua is not sweet, but it doesn't matter. I went through the process of twisting melons.

It's not enough to describe you with Niu B, but you can only be described with Niu A.

I didn't get the first place in the exam because I wanted to give the first place to those idiots.

I have nothing to say to you and I can't find words to describe you.

I am so fat because I am angry with you, because I am used to eating when I am angry.

I let you near me every day. If you are unhappy, I will slap you.

What people pursue all their lives is not to eat, drink or sleep, which is different from pigs.

If the instant noodles in the advertisement are true, I'd rather eat them every day.

After falling in love with you, I feel like holding a cactus. The tighter I hold on, the worse I feel.

Women all smell the same, but they look a little different from the outside.

Don't say you can't kill Xiao Qiang, but let me try with my feet.

Wearing black clothes will make people think you are a gangster.

When I was young, I was crazy outside; When you are old, you will be crazy at home.

It's been a hard day, and we can't drive the Land Rover until tomorrow.

Every man who plays around has a serious kannika nimtragol.

You are very domineering, and your domineering is called domineering side leakage.

Every time you look in the mirror, I worry that it will break.

You are not my dish, even if you are a side dish.

You have seed, try my slap, I can't even pull you off the wall at once.

I have a princess's heart, but I live the life of Cinderella.

I haven't had a good sleep since I set my alarm clock to restless.

Cry wet the pillow, take it out to bask in the sun tomorrow and continue to use it at night.

Someone give me a scarf? If not, I will buy one myself.

Every time you log in to your space, the computer is like poisoning.

I saw a piece of news yesterday. A man was hit by a pig. I wonder if it's a flying pig.

The trick to catching men is never to satisfy them.

I can't praise your appearance. I wake up every day and feel that I have met a ghost.

Life is like an egg. Either you get out or I'm finished.

God, if you can put down the pie and the meat.

After breaking up, I bathed my pillow every night.

Whenever there is a meeting, it is the busiest time of the year for middle school students.

Although I am handsome, don't look at me like that.

Count sheep when others can't sleep, and count ribs when I sleep.

I'm tired of loving you. Next, you love me.

Sometimes I feel that life is really fun, but sometimes I feel that life is playing with me.

If you are not good, I will smoke you like a cigarette.

Honey, can we eat enough food to lose weight?

I don't know which episode of Big Big Wolf can eat a sheep.

Naked marriage is affordable, but it doesn't mean everyone can afford it.

We evolved from apes. Why do you look like a degenerate ape?

Has society changed us, or have we changed society?

Whenever I want to cram, the Buddha always kicks me.

Help me think of a humorous and personalized QQ signature and suddenly turn around, but that person is still in the same place …

Humor, personality, QQ signature, mom and dad praised me for being virtuous and carefree.

"Why do bodies get cold after death?" "A calm heart naturally cools down."

It is uncomfortable not to do homework, and it is uncomfortable to do homework.

"Professor, can you sing little stars?" "Yes, brother, I am Xiaoxing's."

Do you love me? Guess. Guess, I guess not. Guess, guess, guess or not. You guess, I guess, no guess, you guess, no guess. . .

Schoolmaster basks in achievements, local tyrants bask in love, rich office workers bask in bonuses, and children bask in lucky money. Ordinary students like us can only bask in the sun.

In chemistry class, the chemistry teacher asked, "What should I do if your gas leaks?" Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.

My father is from Jiangsu and my mother is from Hunan. They call me a "Jianghu person".

If you can't ask, adopt if you can. Thank you.

Who can give me some humorous QQ signatures? 1. The biggest regret in life is that you mistakenly insisted on what you shouldn't have insisted on and easily gave up what you shouldn't have given up. ...

2. New morning call-why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die?

3. Impulse means that you still have * * * thoughts about life, and always impulse means that you don't understand life.

4. Notice: Recently, the autumn chill has arrived. Please take precautions. There is a husband holding a husband and a wife holding a wife. Please take the thermos bottle if you don't have it for the time being. If there is really no thermos bottle, please take the gas tank (be careful). Please don't hug animals such as chickens and ducks to prevent bird flu. If you should fly to the south, you should change your hairstyle. Hibernate if you really can't.

I couldn't catch up with the BMW after all, so I just watched it go away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off.

6. Comrades: Don't speculate in stocks. It's too risky Tofu is the safest! Tofu is dry and hard, tofu brain is thin, tofu skin is thin, soybean milk is useless, and stinky tofu stinks! Make sure you don't lose money

7. Are you bored at work? Flip a coin, surf the internet on the front, sleep on the back, work when you stand up, work hard when you stand up, and apply for overtime when you fail. If you throw two pieces, throw them every day!

8. Today, when you woke up, there was a mosquito lying beside your pillow, and there was a will beside it: I struggled all night, and your impudence made me ashamed to live in this world. Lord! Forgive him, I killed myself!

9. Good love makes you see the world through a man, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.

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Is the girl QQ signature encyclopedia domineering or humorous? Let me calm down. Don't be indecisive for you.

No matter how outstanding your talent and knowledge are, if you lack enthusiasm, it will be like drawing cakes on paper to satisfy your hunger, which will not help.

People I grew up with, don't leave unless absolutely necessary.

Friendship is when we quarrel, one party is beaten and scolded to death, but I still won't hit you, and I will still protect you.

Society is a tower, and everyone who walks in means the base of society.

Love is not pure, but love; It's not who you miss, but the years.

Every time I see Xueba, I feel ashamed of them: How did they get into the same school as me?

It's not that I don't want to tell anyone, but I'm afraid no one will understand.

Gentleness is necessary, but it is not compromise. We should be calm and calm. -Lin

It is the princess who needs the prince to save, and the queen who saves the world herself.

If there is still a little reluctance, can you not go? I will let you see another me and then fall in love with another me.

Adolescence love is spiritual opium. Whether you smoke or not, there are always countless Lin Zexu standing behind you.

Don't tell your story to others casually, not many people will really care about you.

Although this is true, no one can succeed without struggle. Honey, I tell you, why don't we try to change the way of motivation?

Being fat is not a sin, but God is jealous that you will be too perfect if you lose weight.

It seems that people accept their fate every day, but in fact, people arrange their own destiny every day.

We always like some people when we are unprepared. No reason, maybe just a gentle smile.

Don't say I'm pretending to be b, just say you think too low of yourself.

Please give me some regret medicine and a glass of forgetfulness water.

(But I don't know what kind of mood you want) Thank you!

Seek a classic humorous sentence. QQ signature, be sure to fall in love for the next generation of the motherland.

I've been much more energetic since I got mental illness.

Since I bought insurance, I have stopped looking at the lights when crossing the street.

Hit a pervert, hit a mistress.

Distance does not produce beauty, but a mistress.

Jiumao and Sanmao are happy because they are together.

People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but they never know when they do bad things. We're too embarrassed for ghosts.

Ask yourself how much sadness you can have, just like a wife going to a brothel.

Heroes don't ask the source, hooligans don't ask the age.

Although you are my oxygen, I still live happily without you. Because I have a ventilator.

Excuse me, is your urn turned over or slippery?

I always thought I was smart, but later I realized I was really smart.

Hold your hand and feed the dog.

Seeing you is like seeing the scene of a car accident.

Who knows the trendy, creative and humorous QQ signature, please kneel down! The scariest thing in the world is not that the Chinese urban management came to arrest you, but that the Philippine special police came to save you.

I don't want to become famous overnight, I just want someone to sing.

1987 When the Philippine President visited China, he said: At least geographically, those islands are very close to the Philippines. Grandpa Deng smoked a cigarette: Geographically, the Philippines is also very close to China.

I want to be a woman in my next life and find a man like me.

Lend me 3000 chengguan to raze the Philippines.

The mood at work is worse than going to the grave.

Please recommend some QQ signatures, thank you! Look at Q Friends Paradise, there is something you like, hehe!

Please recommend some light and humorous news programs ~ ~ Liaoning's maritime hotline!

The Northeast dialect you speak is quite interesting!

What a man and a woman said at noon is called a life guide, and it is also an interesting news program!