Leizhou group owner joke

Nowadays, these "jingles" mainly reflect many bad phenomena in satirical society, which are mostly related to current events and have a distinct tendency in the sense of praise and criticism, which accords with the definition of "folk songs". Learn from the sidelines. Here are some common jingles. I hope you like them.

A complete collection of advertising songs:

1) since I met the group owner, the group owner should be very aware of his position in my heart. Except the group owner, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but the group owner is different, because the group owner ... is just two piles.

2) I admire the persistence of the group owner, knowing that I don't like the group owner, and the group owner will not give up pursuing me. Last night, the group owner sang to me and kissed me secretly. In the face of the love of the group owner, I can only say: I swear, I hate the group owner for ten thousand years! Dead mosquito!

3) Just then, I saw a thumb move, and a short message flew to the owner's mobile phone at a speed of 10,000 times faster than Xiao Li's flying knife, and was presented to the owner. The master immediately turned cloudy and sunny, all smiles!

4) It is too exaggerated and untrue to say that I love group owners for 10,000 years, but loving group owners all my life is my lifelong pursuit; It's too extravagant to stay with the group owner forever, but it's always my wish to stay with the group owner. I love group owners, RMB!

5) I heard that the owner made a fortune and paid off all his foreign debts. It's time to pay back half a piece of rubber borrowed from my primary school, and with the interest for so many years, the owner should give me a tire.

6) According to the research of Massachusetts Institute of Technology, soaking the mobile phone in water for several minutes before use can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain. Remember!

7) An endless stream of people wandering in the street, who can hear who is lonely. Find a person who appreciates each other and a soul mate. The owner is unique in this universe and can't be replaced by anyone. Without the master, the world will be dark, street lamp!

8) There are numerous advantages of group owners, such as singing and dancing, superior life, rich, tall and handsome. Countless girls are fascinated by the charm of group owners. Surprisingly, in their early twenties, the group owner still peed his pants.

9) When the fat mother applied for the membership card, she said: How many months have I been ... The staff looked at it and said doubtfully: How many months? Fat mother struggled for a long time and said that it had been zero months. ...

10) I fell in love with the group owner at first sight! The owner also noticed me. The shopkeeper smiled brightly and kept waving to me. I can't help hugging my master tightly! Ah, the lovely lucky cat!

1 1) On a crowded bus, I have a special feeling as soon as the owner approaches me. The host's indifferent expression made me feel dull. The indifference of the group owner made me afraid to confess, but I couldn't extricate myself ... The group owner stepped on me!

12) The sky is so high, the sun is so bright, the sea is so blue and the beach is so soft. Who is this sudden destruction? Please don't run naked here, this is not a celestial bathing place! what are you reading? I'm talking about the group owner. I'm reading the text message.

13) Apocalypse of Missing Persons: I am in rags and blind; I didn't eat three meals and my limbs were weak; The five tones are incomplete, and the six gods have no owner; Seven bleeding, wandering around; A narrow escape, much like a group owner!

14) grandma: do you know how many years grandpa and grandma have been married? Grandson: It's been several years. Grandma asked in surprise: how does the master know? Grandson: I often hear my grandfather say to the group owner, "I have endured all this for many years."

A fat boy walked into the subway station ... as soon as he squeezed into the subway, he warned to close the door, and then he jumped on the platform ... Looking at tiemenguan, he complained: Oh, no, not the elevator!

16) love the group owner and stay the same for life; Pet owners, never tired of it; Pain group owner, minutes; Protect the group owner and don't abandon the ups and downs; As long as I can't see the host, I can't even eat, because I can't cook without the host!

17) What's the matter? Just now, I dialed the mobile phone of the group owner. After the bell rings, it prompts the other party to run naked. Please redial later. I can't believe it! Dial again and say: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is out of service area, please redial later.

18) If the host is willing, I will look at the host affectionately until the host surrenders; If the owner is willing, I will tell him affectionately until he becomes a sheep; If the host dares, I will come all the way to support him. Does the owner dare to admit that he is a donkey?

19) a joke: congratulations to the group of examiners for being admitted to frog university, toad department and shameless class. Please take the mental illness certificate and take the bus. Go to Fool's Road and get off at Fool's Street! Please stand at the school gate and giggle when signing up!

20) Zhu Qunzhu is a dark horse who can break through the crowd; May the group owner be an old horse and know the way to success; I wish the group owner a swift horse, and then I will ride the group owner home on holidays!

2 1) It is said that% of people don't know the knowledge: If you hold your ears with both hands and pull them down ... your tongue won't stick out ... I didn't know it until I was walking and chatting with my colleagues by the lake after dinner today. It turns out that this strange thing really exists … the world is really full of wonders ~ ~

We haven't seen each other for a long time. Let's invite the owner to dinner while I am free today. I am waiting for the owner in the bank near his home. Come here quickly. If the owner can't see me when he enters the bank, he will say "robbery" loudly. Understand?

23) Don't put the handsome face of the group owner so close, or my respect will affect the appetite of the group owner; The food is very good, I hope that the group owners will not be so civilized when eating; My biggest wish is that the owners can have a good price when weighing at the end of the year.

24) Since I met the group owner, the group owner should be very aware of his position in my heart. Except for the group owner, others are just a pile of shit in my eyes, but the group owner is different, because the group owner ... is just two piles.

25) Send roses to the owner, Zhu Qun loves sweetness; Send the host a carnation, and Zhu Qun will be healthy forever; Send a lily to the group owner, wishing the group owner all his wishes come true; Give all the happy flowers to the group owner, and may the flowers attract … bees sting the group owner!