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"Dream of Red Mansions" audition joke

Jia Baoyu's audition

1 Job Search Edition: At 6 o'clock in the morning, before the registration point opened, I heard a burst of Stronger than a knock on the door. When I opened the door, I saw an unshaven, disheveled man standing at the door holding a bedroll. The judges received the contestant out of politeness and asked: "What role are you competing for?" The man said decisively: "Jia Baoyu!" The judges were shocked: "Why?" They replied: "I came to the city. I’ve been here for four days and I haven’t found a job yet. I thought I’d better play Jia Baoyu first, as he’s pretty good at taking care of food and drink.”

2 Nervous version: A tall military boy comes. The interview seemed very nervous. The judges asked him who he wanted to play. The soldier looked forward and replied loudly: "Jia Baoyu." The judges wanted to lighten the atmosphere and said, "Let's talk about Daiyu first..." Unexpectedly, the young man became even more nervous and in a dilemma. After hesitating for a long time, he said: "My salary last year was probably more than 30,000 yuan."

3 Sissy version: A young man with dark and rough skin and a huge nose, wearing a hip-hop costume, using a thin The voice said to the judges: "I think I am Jia Baoyu." The judges were shocked. The person continued: "My uncle and uncle's family are all sisters, and I am the only boy. And I have always been very popular with women since I was a child. He is very experienced in getting along with women, just like Jia Baoyu." Seeing the surprised look in the judges' eyes, the young man said disdainfully: "Don't look at me dressed like this. If Jia Baoyu lived in this era, he would definitely be able to dance in the street, and maybe he could do it. Do you like rock music?