My girlfriend is a cold fish. Every time I want to make her laugh and tell her a joke, he will ask. Where is the joke? Kneeling for fresh jokes makes me

There was a woman who had two requirements for marriage. First of all, she must be handsome. Second, she must have a car and a computer to help her search for results. It's chess.

The woman refused to accept the search results and entered. One is to have a beautiful house, and the other is to have a lot of money. The computer searched for her again, and it turned out to be a bank. Women are still not disappointed, continue to input conditions: first, to be cool, and second, to have a sense of security. The result of the search is Altman. The girl decided to input all the conditions into the computer for the last time. Finally, the computer showed Altman playing chess in the bank.