A group of humorous jokes

One day, a female student on duty was mopping the floor. Hardly had she mopped the floor when the boys came in and stepped on the floor. The class teacher saw it and shouted angrily. You guys, what a shame! You ruined this girl as soon as she was dragged (off)! ?

2. I remember when I was in college, suddenly there was a mock trial in class. During the debate, a buddy in my dormitory was selected, and another classmate gave a wonderful speech. The guy in the dormitory is under a lot of pressure.

Until he came to power, he thought for a long time and finally choked out a sentence: my Lord, I am from the beginning!

3. Liang Ming's math performance is very poor, and he always copies his classmate Li Jing's homework.

The teacher found that every time Mingming made a mistake, he was as right as Jing Li, and so was the right place.

Teacher: Stand still and be smart when copying homework. Not exactly the same. Every time you get bad grades, there will be problems.

Clear standing there have nothing to say.

Teacher: Whose homework did you copy? Does he look exactly like you? Don't copy other people's homework if it's different.

Then Li Jing stood up and lowered his head: It's me.

4、? If you are the one, a female guest can only put out one person's lights at a time, and an aunt in the dormitory can put out the whole building at a time. ?

Uncle canteen laughed when he saw this online joke. What's the big deal? I can get hundreds of people pregnant at once. ?

One morning, the math teacher got up late and felt that the school was in a hurry. Fortunately, the headmaster was not checking, so he hurried to the classroom. The students are already waiting for him in their seats. He said apologetically Students, as a teacher, I am late. Sorry, I'm not qualified to enjoy everyone's salute, so I don't need to call "hello teacher" today. Yes ? The representative of the math class said: no, the teacher who knows the mistakes is a good teacher, and only in this way can he salute. We must shout. ? Students, stand up. ? So the students shouted loudly:? Hello, teacher. ? Math teacher:? That's it. Now the headmaster must know that I'm late. ?

6. The history teacher asked about the origin of a boy? Boys say it is the product of intimate relationship between men and women. The teacher was very angry and asked another girl. The girl said shyly. what's up Is it the product of making out too much?

7. Canteen cuisine is the ninth largest cuisine in China, which is widely distributed all over the country. Specialties include this, that, this, that, this, that and so on. Cooking methods are mainly stir-frying and stew. The main feature is that it is famous all over the country without putting meat or oil.

8. On the day of the exam, the teacher said, "If it is difficult, don't do it yet." After a while, when the teacher was correcting the paper, he found that Xiaoming had handed in a blank paper. The teacher said to him, "Why don't you do it?" "You said that men can't do it."

9、? Students, before the world war broke out, it was just a conflict between several countries. Why did it spread all over the world?

? Report to the teacher, focus on participation! ?

10, when I was studying, I always walked away temporarily in class. Suddenly, the pot in the classroom exploded. At this time, a classmate turned a back flip when a martial artist was on the podium. When the teacher came back, everyone was quiet. Only he foolishly turned over the last teacher on the podium and asked what you were doing. The classmate was so happy that he didn't know what to do at the moment, so he had to say, I'm so excited to find ten dollars. Teacher: pay the public!

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