I'm going to perform in a nursing home, but I can't do anything. Everyone has to perform. I want to tell a joke or something. Is there anything the elderly want to hear?

Xiaoming keeps a parrot. Xiaoming teased the parrot as soon as he got home. Yours is talking, and the parrot is not responding. Xiao Ming said, yours, talking, and Mishimi's. Xiao Ming lured it with worms, but the parrot still didn't respond. Xiao Ming said, yours can talk and die. Xiaoming threatened that this was the parrot's neck, saying that he would defeat Japanese imperialism. ! ! ! ! !