Tell a wonderful and interesting joke in one sentence.

A wonderful and funny joke in one sentence (44 selected sentences) 1. I want to be your little sun, either to warm you or to burn you. When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there are still many days without money. 3. In spring, autumn, summer and hibernation, the body and soul must be in bed. 4. Stop complaining that you can't find a suitable person among1400 million people. You can't find one of the four options in the exam. Boys generally say that you are ugly, which means that you are ok, and that you are beautiful, which means that you are really beautiful, because people who are really ugly will ignore you. 6. Getting up late ruined the morning. Get up early and be a fool. Taking a nap is a technical job. If you accidentally sleep late, you will feel groggy and be abandoned by the whole world! 7. Does your mother always think you look the best when you comb your bangs and tie a big ponytail? 8. Girls' interpersonal relationships can be divided into three types: those that can be seen without washing their hair, those that can be seen after washing their hair, and those that they don't want to see after washing their hair. 9. In my twenties, some people took off their bills, others took off their poverty, but I took off the reins and ran on the road of second-rate goods like huskies. 10. Three things happen every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late yesterday. 1 1. What's the past you can't let go of? I feel that the only thing I can't put down in my life is chopsticks. 12. Every time you are mean to me, I think there is something wrong with you. You can still lose your temper with such a lovely me. 13. When you grow up, you master a special skill and don't learn other skills. You can sleep without sleeping pills during the day and get excited without stimulants at night. 14. Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? Of course, the daughter-in-law is important, so I only dare to play games, not my daughter-in-law. 15. Why do mobile phones need high pixels? Do you think you are ugly enough? 16. Intermittent complacency, persistent mixed eating will kill you. I want to save my strength and build my hair, but everything I can improve is rusty. I haven't started to do it yet. 17. What is a real brother? Is when a brother needs a woman, stand up and be his woman. 18. The person who has seen the best X is the big truck driver who rides a bicycle. Are you going to fucking die? ? 19. They all say that I have a bad temper, like joking, a good face and a good temper. It doesn't matter. 20. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying. 2 1. Don't expect to lose weight. Bajie has walked thousands of miles and hasn't lost weight. Besides, he is a vegetarian! 22. Being single is a kind of understanding, falling in love is a kind of mistake, breaking up is a kind of understanding, getting married is a kind of mistake, divorce is a kind of vigilance, remarriage is a kind of paranoia, having no lover is a waste, and many lovers are animals. 23. Your short life, but my fat life is temporary. 24. My emotions can be roughly divided into four categories; Eat too much, sleep too much, think too much and spend too much. 25. Picking up girls: When you meet a beloved girl and kiss her face directly, she will definitely say? Shameless? At this time, you just kiss. 26. Who says crows are as black as crows? In fact, each one is more than the other. 27. Winter is coming. If I don't reply to your message, it must not be because I am cold, but because my hands are cold. 28. In middle school, a classmate in my class lent me a CD, which read? Minors are forbidden to watch alone? . Very clever. I asked my parents to watch it together. My face was swollen that day. 29. Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to give her some meat, because I have a kind heart. I once threatened that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog at a high temperature of 38 degrees. Until today, I was frozen into a dog, because I was too young to understand that beautiful promise. 3 1. There must be a great woman behind a successful man. Besides Ma Yun, there are millions of Qian Qian women behind his success! 32. Looks are given by the previous generation, education is set by the previous generation, ideas are taught by the previous generation, and the environment is left by the previous generation. How dare you say: each generation is worse than the next? 33. Don't bask in chocolate flowers and gifts on Tanabata. Send your boyfriend out to bask in the sun and see if it is possible to have the same model or explosion. 34. If you search online? How to tell a girl? There are more than 600 thousand search results, and there is always one that can suit you. All right, let's stop here and search backwards, shall we? Reject boys' confession? The number of projects is more than 3 million, which means that once you confess, there are five ways to deal with you. 35. Don't sweet talk, don't show happiness. Because physics common sense tells us that the sun is easy to lose water, and refrigeration is the best way to keep fresh. 36. Don't take it for yourself, no matter how good, no matter how much you love, no matter how much you like it. Farewell, farewell, die of old age, and never meet again. 37. Don't ask me if I have a boyfriend. It's against heaven that we immortals fall in love with mortals. 38. It's almost Valentine's Day on Qixi. Just now, after I went downstairs for a stroll, my boss asked me: Does Mr. Wang buy flowers? ? Why buy flowers? ? Buy flowers for your girlfriend? Oh, how many flowers can I buy for my girlfriend? ? Then the boss silently took the flowers back. 39. He wants to cheat. It doesn't matter whether you are good or not. Even if you are a fairy, he will miss it because he hasn't fucked other sows. 40. Valentine's Day is coming. Welcome friends to invite me to be a third wheel and take care of the rice. Shut up when it's time to shut up, and tell jokes when the atmosphere is awkward. 4 1. I want to hire two children on Tanabata. Call dad when you meet a man, and call mom when you meet a woman. Breaking up a pair is a pair. 42. Don't always belong to single dog and single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size, and a single idiot by IQ. 43. Those who say that they rent themselves on Tanabata, don't be silly, okay? Usually no one wants it for free, but now they collect money. 44. Valentine's Day is the same as Tomb-Sweeping Day. They all send flowers and food. The difference is that Valentine's Day burns real money and gives people a bunch of nonsense. Tomb-Sweeping Day burned fake money and told a bunch of people nonsense.