Jokes about alarm clocks

Category: Leisure/Hobby>> Humor

Analysis:

A customer said to the salesperson: "I want to buy a good alarm clock. You have it here. "Sir, the alarm clock you want to buy is what I just bought. Look! It's this kind of alarm clock. If you can't wake up, it will sound the whistle and sound the gunfire." If you still can't wake up, it will spray you with cold water, and then it will call your boss to ask for leave and tell you that you are sick. "

"My old alarm clock makes me late. Do you have a good alarm clock?"

A customer asked the salesperson.

"Ah, you are here by chance. We are getting a batch of multi-functional alarm clocks, which are perfect for you."

"What functions does it have?" "

"It first rings the bell on time to notify you to get up. If you don't feel like getting up after the attack, it will sound the ambulance sound

if you haven't yet. It will warn you with gunshots. After the gunshots, it will pour cold water on your head. If you are still indifferent, it is obvious that you are sick. I will also call your leader and ask for leave for you. ”

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