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Dear stupid pig, the main content
At bear's birthday party, he ate all the poisonous mushrooms because of his gluttony, but he saved other animals attending the birthday party. He snored like thunder in his sleep, scaring off wolves that wanted to eat rabbits. He also wants to fly in the sky with a balloon like other friends, but it is enough for others to pull a balloon. He wants to pull five because he is too fat.
He saw that salted eggs sold well in the market, so he asked the mother duck to drink salt water and raw salted eggs. As a result, the mother duck pecked her ass up. He and the dear bear wanted to help the old uncle donkey build a house by the lake for the winter, but they tore down the shack that uncle donkey worked so hard to build in the Woods. Mimi, the cat, said that she would become beautiful after losing weight. Stupid pig lost weight successfully, but she became thinner and uglier.
Brief introduction of the author
Yang is a member of Chinese Writers Association, vice chairman of Sichuan Writers Association, and an outstanding expert enjoying special allowance from the State Council. I have been a primary school teacher, editor of children's books and editor-in-chief of children's publications. /kloc-started publishing children's literature at the age of 0/9, and has published more than 50 kinds of works such as Yang Fairy Tales, Yang Campus Novels, Naughty Ma Xiaotiao and Laughing Cat Diary, with a total sales volume of over 30 million copies.
His works were selected into the national Chinese experimental textbooks for primary schools and the essential books for primary and secondary school libraries designated by the Ministry of Education. The works have been translated into English, French, German, Korean and other languages for global distribution. Adhering to the writing philosophy that education should put humanistic care first, he has been rated as the favorite writer of young readers for many times and has had a wide influence among primary and secondary school students. In 2008, he was named the first national advanced worker in ideological and moral construction of minors.
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