What are some funny ancient poems?

1, Jiangshan is general, there are black holes in the well, and yellow dogs and white dogs are swollen.

2. Life must be full of waves, and game novels are often read. Since God has given talents, let them be used! Fooling around is everything.

I advise you to get drunk tonight, and don't talk about the Ming Dynasty until you respect it. Take care to warm the master's heart now, because the master's blx is deep and his friendship is deep. I'm sorry. Spring nights, like this one, are too short. I won't refuse to say that you filled my cup too full. Since there is wine to drink, how can I fight to have spirit and how long can I live?

I drank too much yesterday, and I still want to vomit when I wake up. Recently, I have been very depressed and filled with emotion.

5. One, two, three or four tablets, and five, six, seven, eight and ninety tablets. Thousands of pieces are always missing when they fly into plum blossoms.

6. I think Jojo wants to kill pigs, and I'm too scared to come out. He screamed that he didn't want to die, tried to break free and ran into a tree.

7, spring is called a cat, and cats are called spring. The more you listen, the more energetic you are. The old monk also has the desire of a cat, and he dare not shout it out in front of others.

8. Eight claws run rampant in all fields, and two claws dance. Who knows that the stomach is empty, dip it in ginger vinegar with wine.