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Which movie is this line from?
You must choose the best prime location.
Hire a French designer
If you build it, you must build the most upscale apartment.
The elevator goes straight to the house.
The smallest apartment is 400 square meters.
What broadband, fiber optic cable, satellite
Do everything you can to connect him.
There is a garden upstairs and a swimming pool in the building.
There stands an English housekeeper in the building.
Wearing a wig, like a gentleman.
As soon as the host enters the door, he must tell others if there is anything.
Can I help you, sir?
A pure English cockney accent.
Belle has face.
Build another aristocratic school in the community with textbooks from Harvard.
Tuition alone costs tens of thousands a year.
Build another American clinic and wait 24 hours.
Just one word-expensive!
It costs 18 thousand to see a cold
Neighbors either drive a BMW or a Mercedes.
If you drive a Japanese car.
You are embarrassed to say hello.
How much do you think this apartment costs per square meter?
I think it will cost two thousand dollars anyway.
Two thousand dollars? ! This is the cost.
Starting at four thousand dollars.
Not too expensive, no discount.
You have to study the shopping psychology of the owners.
Owners who are willing to spend $2,000 on a house.
I don't care about paying another two thousand.
Do you know what a successful person is?
Successful people only buy the most expensive, not the best.
So, our slogan for real estate is
Not the best, but the most expensive.
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