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Complete works of funny poems about reading.

1. 1, reading famous sayings is particularly funny, and I hate books when I use them.

2. As soon as the half-acre square pond was opened, the sky and the moon swam away. Ask the canal to be so clear, because there is running water at the source.

-Song Zhuxi "the feeling of reading" 3. Books are the ladder of human progress. 4, mechanics, such as ploughing, diligent and self-aware.

But if you do too many books, you will get old. -Song Liuguo's "Academy" 5. Reading is in a hurry and swimming is interesting.

You might as well let nature take its course unconsciously, but you have to think about it urgently. -Song Lu Jiuyuan "Reading" 6. Once I climbed to the top of the mountain and peeked, I saw at a glance a small mountain peak.

7. Teenagers don't know how to study hard, but old people regret studying late. 8, the three lights are five chickens, which is the time for men to study.

9. The illiterate people in the future will no longer be illiterate people, but people who have not learned to learn. 10, the best stimulus to learning is interest in textbooks.

1 1, read like a hungry person on the bread, read thousands of books, and write like a god. 12, young people will be sad if they don't work hard.

13, the book has its own Yan Ruyu, and the book has its own golden room to read 300 Tang poems. () You can sing without writing poems. 14, you can never get tired of reading old books. Practice makes perfect.

15, the river flooded last night, and there were a lot of ships in Meng Chong. It used to take a lot of effort to push it, but today it can move in the middle of water.

-Song Zhuxi's reading comprehension 16, there are not many reading problems, and the meaning is unclear. Enough is enough, don't learn, enough is enough, don't learn.

-Tang Hanyu's Persuasion Poetry.

I need a humorous quotation about reading, and poetry is ok. Books are the ladder of human progress.

Use books, hate less.

A lazy youth, a lousy age.

Teenagers don't know how to study hard, but old people regret studying late.

Read a book a hundred times and you will understand its meaning.

I never get tired of reading old books, but I don't know myself until I read them carefully.

There is a road in the mountain of books, but there is no limit to learning the sea.

Reading breaks thousands of volumes, and writing is like a god.

Reading should be like a hungry man jumping on bread.

Books are a comfort in adversity. The study is the nest of literati spirit and the meditation hall of life.

The most magnificent palace in the world is the library with the largest collection of books.

Reading when you are young is like walking against the rising sun.

The lightest ink is better than the strongest memory.

Spirit can make up for material deficiency.