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Beijing is too big a joke.
Wild goose, tiger bat.
Beijing's new dialect is big, pointing out that people who sell their bodies and meat are all * * *. Add a word "big" before "pull", which means
Emphasize its fame and murderous ferocity. Textual research on the meaning of "pull" is related to "pull people", which means "kill people" and "pull" is the sound change of "pull".
Selling-the argot of Beijing is selling yourself.
Lei Zi slang, even if the clothes are dirty.
Pan-Beijing slang, that is, face. Disk comes from the word "face disk".
Didi-Beijing dialect, know each other's background.
Old and tired-Beijing dialect, self-deprecating old useless, conservative person.
Scanning listening-Beijing dialect, snooping around, scanning listening is different from snooping, "scanning" has a more positive significance. Open your heart-Beijing
Mom-the head waitress at the karaoke bar.
Afraid of spoons-Beijing dialect, don't understand the meaning of line, make a joke.
All work-the code word of Beijing-is to sell yourself, that is, prostitutes.
Next to-that is, attachment, the word "next to home" is derived from this.
Ge-,he is temperamental and eccentric. Sometimes it is used as an adjective to describe something or something.
Wandering-that is, wandering in the society, without a job or a job. Beijing dialect.
Patty- transliteration of English party, which means small dance, concert and party. (Hong Kong and Taiwan Translation Party)
Dialect, attention.
Teasing a toothpick is a joke in Beijing dialect, which is similar to "teasing cough", "teasing stuffy son" and "teasing haha".
Stop-Beijing dialect, practical meaning.
Playing with scorpions leads to tigers-In Beijing dialect, scorpions lead to tigers that are geckos. They climb briskly and are not easy to catch. The meaning of "playing with scorpions, nothing"
Thinking is confused, and describing people is very difficult.
End- Beijing dialect, copy the meaning. End, that is, the simplified statement of "even pot end"
KK-Beijing dialect, which means look, look, look.
Fishing for the people-a new saying in Beijing, fishing is salvage. Beijingers call people who are juu or imprisoned "falling into the water" (falling into the river), so
There is a saying called fisherman, which means to get the detained people out by improper means.
Brush the night-a popular saying in Beijing is to hang out if you don't go home at night.
Hysteria-Beijing dialect, wandering around at night, hysteria is a disease, extension. Can't control-ba, verb, can't control their own meaning.
Read "Tongue", a new buzzword in Beijing, that is, a crime was arrested by public security personnel. The first is argot, that is, slang,
Later, it was quoted by young people and became popular.
Fold-read "Gai" and fold your head. This is a code word, which means to be arrested by public security personnel. Later, it became popular.
The words "fold in" and "fold in" mean to be locked up.
Everything should be complete-Beijing dialect, complete, whole body meaning. Finally, read "Il".
Take part in an event in Beijing dialect.
Look your child in the eye-this is a common expression in Beijing, which means that there is work in your eyes, and you can act in time without being reminded.
Turn the top bracket upside down.
Mao children-people who grew up from small pieces, Mao, read the law.
Pull over-in Beijing dialect, it means to be anxious and angry.
Can't control the edge-Beijing dialect, no language concept, love to brag, love to talk.
Picking fee-in Beijing dialect, it refers to the daily expenses of the family. Pick, read ti? o .
Five products and six thin-Beijing dialect, which describes being skinny because of not eating or drinking.
Hometown-Beijing dialect refers to parents. A quick reading of "Old Hometown" becomes "Old Sharp", which is commonly used in Beijing.
Centennial-Beijing dialect, meaning death.
When I was a child-Beijing dialect, meaning childhood.
Xiaomi-xiaosan. New buzzwords in Beijing.
Waist chop-Beijing dialect, playing tricks.
Son of a bitch-Beijing dialect, nothing to talk about, chatting and chatting.
Damn it-in Beijing dialect, swear without dirty words.
Don't wipe the floor-I'm sorry in Beijing dialect.
What does a play mean-Beijing dialect? This is a simplified version of a play.
Go to the camp-in Beijing dialect, it means going back and forth frequently. Here, it means that something is wrong in my heart and I am panicked. I can also say that I am upset.
Boil the head-in Beijing dialect, it means that you are in a hurry, and you also write it.
Save up-in Beijing dialect, describe yourself as always not exercising and not stretching. Save, read cuan
Guagua-Beijing dialect, tossed and turned in my mind.
At first glance-Beijing dialect means to shout suddenly. The teahouse in Houmenqiao,
Yipin Xuan-the punch line of old Beijing, Houmenqiao is the place name of Beijing, and Yipin Xuan is the name of the teahouse.
Sell Yin Shan-Beijing dialect and show off your knowledge.
Press the head to shoot-Beijing dialect, people who don't understand the world.
Finish this dish-this is a new buzzword in Beijing, which means finished. This language comes from "Xie Cai" and "Blind Cai", with "Cai" as the suffix.
Language has no practical meaning, such as "drama" in Beijing dialect as a suffix.
Jueer-Beijing dialect, the meaning of location. Jue is the simplification of title and title, that is, official title.
Things outside the box-Beijing dialect, that is, things out of line, have the meaning of breaking the law and discipline.
Dizzy-a new buzzword in Beijing means dizzy. "dizzy" is similar to "blind" and "finished"
Blowing up the temple-Beijing dialect means bluffing, which means bluffing.
Dirty mouth-the name of a bird man, strung up noise. Bailing can talk, that is, learn all kinds of sounds, but learning noise is a taboo. Once dirty, birds are worthless.
Do-a new buzzword in Beijing, which means to lock up criminal suspects.
-Beijing dialect, squinting.
Glory-a new buzzword in Beijing, the simplification of glorious sacrifice. Glory means sacrifice and death.
Cudgel-Beijing dialect, stupid, amateur meaning.
Descending height-Beijing dialect, which means observing, is often used with playing far.
Hello-Beijing dialect means begging. Ha, it means to grovel and flatter each other.
One-a new buzzword in Beijing, another name of 10,000 yuan, which is similar to "great unity" meaning 10 yuan, and one piece means 100 yuan, one.
Ben means 1000 yuan. "Yi" is a simplification of "grass prefix". The square of traditional Chinese characters has a grass prefix, so it is called this.
Baian-cooking term, pasta maker.
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