English jokes

50 words of English jokes:

I didn't notice my mother: Johnny, I put two cakes in the cupboard this morning, and now there is only one left. Can you explain it? Johnny: Well, I think it was so dark that I didn't notice the other side.

English jokes 50 words 2:

Ah, a child is like a good father. One Saturday morning, I took my 4-year-old daughter to her music school to attend a so-called "carpet concert", so it was called because you wanted to sit on the carpet and sing collectively. We sat next to a charming young mother and her son. During the concert, I started a friendly conversation with the mother. I thought I was in trouble. As soon as we got home, my daughter rushed into the front door and announced to my wife, "Dad met mom."

English jokes 50 words three:

Two pounds of plums Mother: I asked my little son to buy two pounds of plums, and you gave him a pound and a half. Shopkeeper: My scale is all right, madam. Have you weighed your little boy?

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