Humorous sentences in which a wife teases her husband.

1. I saw you that day, holding a telephone pole and wearing an explosion head, dancing with excitement, blushing and heartbeat. I asked you what you were so happy about, and my lips trembled for a long time before I squeezed out a sentence: I was shocked!

2. After returning from the Buddhist scriptures, the four married and began to consider their respective marriages. So they went on a blind date together and met a beautiful woman. As a result, Pig Bajie was selected. Tang Priest was puzzled. The woman said, you don't know much about romance. Friar Sand is puzzled. The woman said, "You have too many beards. Kissing people. " The Monkey King is more puzzled. The woman waved her hand and said, "You are so fickle!" Everyone asked, "Why can Pig Bajie?" The woman said, "Because Pig Bajie knows women's hearts best, the takeaway is safe and reliable!" "

3. Don't take the speed of playing video to challenge Gorahei's technology.

4, the fox is not a demon, sexy and not coquettish.

5, various postures, various tricks. All kinds of surging, all kinds of floating.

6. It is not necessarily a virgin who cries, but a prostitute who seduces a man.

7. Women mix well, they are nephews, but they mix badly, they are bitches.

8. Although the bird is small, it really plays all over the sky.

9. God created virgins and I created women.

10, love is just a beautiful calf when you are lonely.

Second, teasing her husband's funny sentence?

1. Husband, the "bad guy" who quietly added food to the lunch box for fear that you didn't bring enough for work.

Husband, that is, when your "old friend" came to help you buy sanitary napkins for fear of being seen by acquaintances, he silently wrapped the brown sugar water for you and hurriedly grabbed the wrong thing and ran back to be scolded.

Only you are talented, you are handsome, gentlemanly, considerate, broad-minded, compassionate and pleasing to your wife.

Your figure is great, and I like it very much.

Husband is a "big man" who takes off his coat when it rains and shields you from the wind and rain with his arms.

6. Are you lonely sometimes? You are the only outstanding person in the world!

You are getting more and more mature, and I find that I can't live without you for a second from now on.

8. Husband is the "best man" who accompanies you to eat, go shopping and go home, and holds your hand tightly when crossing the street.

I really like your hair and lips. Really sexy. Husband is the "stingy man" who quarrels with you during the day and ignores you, but kicks your back in the middle of the night.