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It's too cold. Tell me about it.
2. I remember that it was a cold winter, and I didn't want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to help me ask for leave and just find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.
3. The most rogue in winter always likes to freeze my hands and feet.
There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.
It's so cold that even farting can be used to dry hands.
6. There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.
7. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.
8. When a girl is alone, it is actually a hooligan behavior for her to say that she is cold.
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