I once read a joke on the Internet.

A bull and a cow were grazing in the field with their calves, and a black limousine came.

The bull said, no, you two eat. I left, and all the cadres in the county came down.

Niu asked: What's terrible about being a cadre?

The bull said: you don't know, they eat bullwhip as soon as they come down.

The cow said, then I have to run, too

The bull asked, you don't have a bullwhip. What are you afraid of?

The cow said, you don't know, these cadres brag after eating the bullwhip!

The calf said, then I have to go with you.

The bull and the cow asked, where are you going?

The calf said: you don't know, they pull the calf after blowing the cow.

A bull ran wildly and said to the cow who was still grazing leisurely, "Run! The leader is coming! "

The cow said, "What do I care if the leader comes?"

The bull said anxiously, "The key is that leaders like to brag B!" " "

Hearing this, Niu Yi ran wildly and asked Niu, "The leader likes to brag, B, why are you running?" The bull said helplessly: "The leader who got a thousand knives still likes to pull eggs!